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NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (The Adobo Chronicles) – Forget about the impending announcement from Hillary Clinton that she is running for president. The Republican Party has just upstaged the presumed Democratic nominee for president in the 2016 elections.

Republicans are calling it the “dream team.”

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has not only announced that he is running for president, but he has also already picked his running mate — Willie Robertson, star of the popular television series, ‘Duck Dynasty.’

With the announcement, the Grand Old Party (GOP) is super confident that it will reclaim the White House in 2017.

Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus said that there could never ever be a winning team for president and vice president than someone who is a conservative Asian American and a Hill Billy reality show star.

Upon hearing of the announcement, declared Republican presidential candidates Ted Cruz and Rand Paul said they were seriously considering withdrawing from the race in favor of the Jindal-Robertson ticket.

Hillary Clinton, in the meantime, is negotiating with American Idol alumnus Clay Aiken to be her vice presidential runningmate.

Let the hunger games begin!

West Monroe, Louisiana – Last week, The Adobo Chronicles reported that Hallmark Greeting Cards was sued for changing the lyrics of the Christmas carol,” Deck The Halls” from “don we now our gay apparel” to “don we now our fun apparel” in a Christmas ornament it was selling on the Internet. The copyright lawsuit was brought on by the estates of the composers of the traditional song.

Today, the same estates are suing the Robertson family and Duck Dynasty over the family’s newly-released Christmas album. Duck Dynasty is an American reality TV series on A&E. It shows the lives of the Robertson family, who became wealthy from their family-operated business, Duck Commander, operated in West Monroe, Louisiana which makes products for hunters, primarily the duck call named Duck Commander. The show has broken several ratings records on both A&E and cable television as a whole; the fourth season premiere drew 11.8 million viewers, the most-watched nonfiction cable telecast in history.

The Christmas album is titled, “Duck The Halls,” which is also the title of one of the songs in the album. In the song, the lyrics “fa la la la la la la la la” were changed to “quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.”

In documents filed with the federal court, the lawyers for the estates said that the new album and song make a mockery of the much-revered Welsh carol penned by their late clients. “It’s a total quackery,” they added.

The family is reportedly lining up their ducks right now to face this multimillion lawsuit.

Readers can listen to the controversial recording here .