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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – ‘America needs a champion, and I wanna be that champion.’  With those words, former First Lady, Senator from New York and Secretary of State formally announced that she was running for president of the United States in 2016.

But with those same words, she  also predicted the outcome of the May 2nd championship boxing match between American Floyd Mayweather and Filipino Manny Pacquiao.

Clinton all but predicted that the winner for this ‘Fight of the Century’ will not be the American champion, but the Filipino champion. (Hence, the statement that ‘America needs a champion.’)

The Hillary campaign told The Adobo Chronicles that the former First Lady is negotiating with Pacquiao for the champion boxer to star in her upcoming political campaign video immediately after the Filipino is crowned the winner in the Las Vegas fight.

The video is titled, ‘From one champion to another: Victory for Manny and Hillary.’


Jindal, left, and Robertson
Jindal, left, and Robertson

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (The Adobo Chronicles) – Forget about the impending announcement from Hillary Clinton that she is running for president. The Republican Party has just upstaged the presumed Democratic nominee for president in the 2016 elections.

Republicans are calling it the “dream team.”

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has not only announced that he is running for president, but he has also already picked his running mate — Willie Robertson, star of the popular television series, ‘Duck Dynasty.’

With the announcement, the Grand Old Party (GOP) is super confident that it will reclaim the White House in 2017.

Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus said that there could never ever be a winning team for president and vice president than someone who is a conservative Asian American and a Hill Billy reality show star.

Upon hearing of the announcement, declared Republican presidential candidates Ted Cruz and Rand Paul said they were seriously considering withdrawing from the race in favor of the Jindal-Robertson ticket.

Hillary Clinton, in the meantime, is negotiating with American Idol alumnus Clay Aiken to be her vice presidential runningmate.

Let the hunger games begin!


The Clintons (Photo: telegraph.co.uk)
The Clintons (Photo: telegraph.co.uk)

CHAPPAQUA,  New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – It’s 19 months till the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, and candidates are starting to declare their intentions to seek their party’s nomination to be the next White House occupant.

First, it was Ted Cruz. Then  Rand Paul. Both Republican.

Although it is pretty much a given that Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic nominee, the former First Lady, Senator from New York and Secretary of State has not officially declared her candidacy. Until now.

The anticipation is over. Today, standing  with husband Bill and daughter Chelsey in front of the Clinton residence in Chappaqua, New York, Hillary declared:

‘I will make the announcement when I am ready.’

Immediately, speculation spread on social media that Bill Clinton will be Hillary’s campaign manager and Chelsey her communications director.

You heard it first here in The Adobo Chronicles!