Did The Choir Disrespect Queen Consort Camilla?

LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, London Bureau) – Many netizens in the U.K. and across the globe swear they heard the choir at King Charles’ coronation disrespect Queen Consort Camilla.

They said they heard the choir sing, “Why not, vagina Camilla.”

But the investigative team from The Adobo Chronicles painstakingly listened to the recording over and over and over again, and also researched on what might possibly have been sung by the choir.

We can now confirm that what the choir sung/said was “ Vivat Regina Camilla’, which means “Long Live Camilla.”

We hope this clears the air.

Adobo Chronicles Exclusive: Once A Prince, Always A Prince

LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, London Bureau) – “Once a Prince, Always A Prince.” This seems to be unshakable belief of a movie theater in London.

While other establishments have changed names, say from “Her Majesty,” to “His Majesty, and the national anthem has been updated to “God Save the King,” the Prince Charles Cinema, located on 7 Leicester Pl in London, is standing its ground.

It has announced, in no uncertain terms on its marquee, that it is not changing its name to “King Charles Cinema.”

To which the fast food chain BurgerKing reacted with a public statement: “There’s nothing to change. We have always been King, never a Prince.”

In hindsight, as Filipinos would say, “advanced mag-isip.” (thinking in advance).

King Charles: Don’t Rain On My Parade!

LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, London Bureau) – Can you hear Barbra Streisand singing “Don’t Rain on my Parade” in the background?

That’s exactly what happens when you watch this video of a military horse refusing to join in the parade to honor King Charles on coronation day. What an ungrateful subject of the Monarch!

It may have literally rained on inauguration day, but this defiant horse received top billing among parade spectators and the news media.

An ungrateful subject (from Brian Neyra’s FB page)

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