Immigration, International

Filipino TNTs In America Can Now Visit Canada Visa-Free!

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TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) – Filipino TNTs, or Tago ng Tago (always hiding from Immigration) in America will now be able to visit Canada visa-free!

This was announced today by the Canadian government as part of its overall campaign to promote tourism in the country. The new policy was inspired by the new Philippine branding “We Give the World Our Best” which was first launched in the United Kingdom, featuring the Filipina nurse who was the first to administer the Covid-19 vaccine.

“We definitely want our share of the best,” Canada’s foreign minister told The Adobo Chronicles.

The only requirement is for potential Filipino travelers to have a Philippine passport that’s valid for at least 10 years plus a Visa, Mastercard or American Express credit card that has an available credit limit of $20,000.

The credit card requirement will be waved for Filipino Registered Nurses.

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In Defense Of Raissa Robles

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Adobo Chronicles empathizes with self-proclaimed investigative writer Raissa Robles as she asked on her Twitter account why “trolls” keep on attacking her with an old lie (presumably the rumors on her shoplifting in Greenhills). She challenged her commenters to be more creative.

We totally agree.

We all should stop spreading the old and tired rumor and instead focus on the facts about her.

Case in point: Robles has an English Literature degree from the University of the Philippines with focus on imaginative writing.

Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt as she continues to write and post articles or comments that are the figments of her imagination. She’s good at it. After all, she graduate magna cum laude!

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Bb. Maharlika Chokes On Snake Stunt!

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LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) – In her desperate attempt to salvage her sagging following and engagement on her Vlog, Bb. Maharlika wrapped a huge fake (fake just like her blogs) snake around her neck, in the hope that it will increase her 100-some views.

Alas, she choked on the fake snake and had to cut short her vlogging.

But not after The Adobo Chronicles’ Orman O. Manansala snapped a picture of the choking palangga.

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