SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – It didn’t take long for Twitter owner Elon Musk to fill his new open position of Vice President for Witchcraft and Propaganda.
After reviewing the thousands of resumés from all over the world, and with expert screening assistance from AI (Artificial Intelligence), Musk has announced his choice for the critical and influential position — Nobel Laureate Maria Ressa.
Musk told The Adobo Chronicles that his final decision on his selection was inspired by a message to him by an ordinary netizen who was all praises for Ressa’s qualifications:
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – First, it was newly-appointed Health Secretary Ted Herbosa who announced that the Department of Health will employ those who did not pass the nursing licensure exams at government hospitals, saying they could fill positions as nursing assistants.
Not to be outdone, Justice Secretary Boying Remulla today said the Department of Justice will give priority to bar flunkers to fill stenographer positions at local, regional and higher courts.
“By being exposed to judicial hearings, bar flunkers could gain invaluable knowledge regarding the law by being court stenographers,” Remulla told The Adobo Chronicles.
The Philippine government may have found a permanent solution to workforce shortages. At the end of the day, there is hope for flunkers in professional regulatory exams!
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