Raissa Robles Tries Hand At Satire, Fails Miserably!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Realizing she has no future as a book author, self-proclaimed investigative writer and blogger, Raissa Robles is trying her hand at satire.

For starters, she tweeted her “edited” version of the tourism slogan “Love The Philippines” by simply superimposing text of the names of countries which were included in the stock images of the DBB video.

It was a total failure for Ressa, but she is not giving up.

And as a gesture of unity, The Adobo Chronicles invited Robles to attend one of its satire composition workshops, at no cost to her. We’ll be glad to have Robles as an AC Iskolar.

Tourism Video Achieves Goal, Philippines Is Now The Talk Of The World!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Say what you will, but the tourism video produced by ad agency DBB, has achieved its set goal : worldwide promotion for the Philippines.

Thanks to the agency’s use of stock images from other countries, the Philippines is now the talk of the world. News headlines could only point to the success of the new tourism branding/ campaign.

What’s more, this worldwide publicity for the Philippines came at no cost to the Department of Tourism!

All’s well that ends well.

Elon Musk Endorses Adobo Chronicles!

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – In a direct rebuke to Maria Ressa and Rappler, Twitter owner Elon Musk just endorsed The Adobo Chronicles and welcomed the satire site to his socmed platform.

It will be recalled that Rappler and Maria Ressa previously posted an opinion piece alleging that AC is fake news, not satire.

It seems Musk has a much better understanding of humor and satire than the supposedly learned Ressa and her paid Rapplerettes.

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