Is it Aloha For Darryl Yap’s ‘Mabuhay Aloha Mabuhay?’

HONOLULU, Hawaii (The Adobo Chronicles, Honolulu Bureau) – In Hawaii, we say “Aloha” to mean different things: “hello or welcome” when greeting people, or “Farewell and Godspeed” when parting with friends and loved ones.

September 21, 2023 (the 51st anniversary of the Marcos Martial Law) has come and gone, but Darryl Yap’s third in a film series on the Marcoses is nowhere to be found in theaters. It was the supposed opening date for this flick which chronicles the Hawaii exile of the family in 1986 all the way to the 2022 election of Bongbong Marcos. The first two of the series were, of course, “Maid in Malacañang” and “Martyr or Murderer.”

No official announcement from the Yap camp on the status of the film, but disappointment is already spreading among the fans of the two previous Marcos flicks.

While the cast of the new film has long been announced, the speculation is that it hasn’t even started shooting.

Does this mean we should bid “Aloha” (the farewell version) to MaM, or hope for its incarnation on September 21, 2024?

GMA Viewers Confused: News Program Turns Into Teleserye! (Video)

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – In a shocking twist, viewers who tuned in to GMA Integrated News’ noontime news program, “Balita Ko,” (formerly “Balitanghali”) were left scratching their heads as the serious news program transformed into a melodramatic teleserye. 

The news anchor, famous for delivering headlines with unwavering professionalism, suddenly burst into a passionate monologue, seemingly straight out of a soap opera.  This, in place of what was supposed to be a news bulletin.

Viewers were both perplexed and oddly captivated.

GMA has surely reinvented the news game, leaving viewers bewildered and entertained in equal measure.

Senator Robin Padilla Calls For Senate Hearing On Dollar Swallowing At NAIA!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – As proof that the Philippine Senate has so much time on its hands, Senator Robin Padilla has called on his colleagues to conduct a hearing on the dollar swallowing at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA).

An airport female security guard was recently caught on CCTV swallowing three hundred dollars which she allegedly stole from a departing passenger.

Specifically, Padilla wants to determine whether she actually swallowed the bills and if so, has already excreted the same.

The senator also questioned airport authorities on what makes them believe the amount was three hundred dollars, if the bills have indeed been swallowed.

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