Commentary: Early Demolition Campaign Against VP Sara Duterte Gives President Bongbong Marcos A Pass

It seems that in the world of Philippine politics, the concept of “too early” has been tossed out the window, much like any hope for a controversy-free election. In an utterly shocking turn of events, there appears to be a concerted effort to discredit and disparage Vice President Sara Duterte, almost as if President Bongbong Marcos has been anointed as the untouchable hero of our time.

Surely, it’s just pure coincidence that as Marcos’ first year in office was marked by a slew of questionable decisions and controversial policies, there’s suddenly an overwhelming urge to launch a demolition campaign against VP Duterte, years ahead of the next presidential election. Because who needs patience and evidence-based criticism when you can jump the gun, right?

It’s almost as if there’s a secret competition among politicians to see who can snatch the title of “Most Ridiculous Pre-Election Sabotage Artist.” But let’s not forget, it’s not about solving the country’s issues; it’s about making sure that we have a never-ending circus of political drama. So, strap in, folks, because the circus is already in town, and it looks like it’s here to stay.

Thousands Apply To Be Surrogate For Vice Ganda And Ion Perez

by JAKE DON

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Television host Vice Ganda initially didn’t want to have children of his own, but his romance with Ion Perez convinced him that parenthood is a “beautiful” experience.

The comedian had previously opened up about his plans of having a baby with Perez through a surrogate in an interview with former Manila City mayor Isko Moreno.

After hearing of the couple’s plan, thousands of Filipinas have sent letters to Ganda offering their services as surrogates. Some have even expressed their willingness to have a one-night stand with Perez just so the couple can finally realize their dream.

Applicants have stated various reasons for their offer. Some have said it would be a honor just to carry the baby of one of the most famous celebrity couples. Others have revealed their sad stories, saying being selected as surrogate is the only way they know to uplift their dire financial need.

Vice Ganda has not made any decision on the offers and may have put the plan on hold when the couple adopted a pet baby, an adorable black and white Pomeranian.

BREAKING: McDonald’s Ditching Its French Fries In Favor Of Potato Wedges!

CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles, Chicago Bureau) – In a shocking twist of fast-food fate, McDonald’s has left its loyal fry enthusiasts in despair by removing their beloved French fries from the regular menu. 

In a bizarre turn of events, these golden spuds are being replaced by potato wedges, leaving customers pondering the meaning of life itself. 

Coincidentally, this culinary coup comes hot on the heels of Jollibee’s decision to ditch their Shanghai lumpia, sparking a menu mayhem in the Philippines. 

When asked for a rationale behind the swap, McDonald’s simply shrugged and claimed they’re just “keeping up with their nemesis —the fat, happy, stupid bee.” A McDo spokesperson also told The Adobo Chronicles that their move will keep customers talking about the fast-food chain, a brilliant strategy to bring more people into their restaurants.

Looks like the fast-food world is truly spiraling into potato madness!

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