TBL: No Damage Control, Just Damage!

Oh, Teddy Boy Locsin, the master of diplomacy and subtlety, graced us with his presence on Twitter once again, and the world collectively held its breath. 

In a display of unparalleled wisdom, he casually suggested the killing of Palestinian children in a tweet. But wait, there’s more! Teddy Boy is not just your average warmonger; he’s a linguistic acrobat. After realizing that people might be horrified by his “sarcastic” comment, he swiftly hit the delete button, as if that could erase the memory of his monumental gaffe.

TBL, we’re here to remind you that sarcasm isn’t a defense for advocating violence against innocent children. Perhaps your sarcasm detector needs some recalibration. Or maybe it’s just another example of your penchant for shooting from the hip and then scrambling for cover. 

You see, there’s no damage control in this situation; only damage, and it’s unfortunate that your recklessness reflects on our country and government.

We’re Not Being Satirical: Teddy Boy Locsin, Resign!!!

Teddy Boy Locsin’s latest apology is truly a masterclass in the art of backtracking. Apparently, suggesting that Palestinian children should be killed was just his idea of a witty retort. How silly of us to think that diplomacy should involve, well, diplomacy. Perhaps next time, Mr. Locsin could just use emojis instead of advocating for the harm of innocent children. It’s reassuring to know that when entrusted with delicate international relations, we can count on such nuanced and measured responses. Who needs peace when you can have a Twitter beef? Teddy, you’ve shown us that in the realm of diplomacy, subtlety is dead.

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