Dateline Zürich: Coffee To Warm Us Up

by Maria Bratikova

So so – there is a climate blabla in Doha. The main flavour of the blabber is . . yeppers, climate
change and how to force the global population to cough up moolah. They are probably
designing to freeze the world back to before the -17.22°C (or 1.0°F), heat increase since a century ago.

Doha in Qatar is not exactly the coolest part of the world, so i suspect there‘s a suspect (yep, suspect in abundance!) reason it‘s not held in Siberia or the East Antarctica Pleateu!

Ayyy ayyyy ayyyy. . . The weather is not helping these climate scammers. Which is good, so they don‘t need to propagandise the scam.

Man, i need coffee to warm me up.

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TAPE Renames Its Noon-time TV Show!

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Just hours after the Intellectual Property Office of the Philippines ruled in favor of Tito, Vic & Joey (JVJ) on the matter of trademark for “EAT BULAGA,” Television and Production Exponents, Inc.(TAPE) renamed its noon-time show on GMA 7.

The show will now be called EPAT Bulaga!

EPAT is TAPE spelled backwards. The company is hoping for name recall and that the TV audience will ignore the letter “P” and still read the show’s title as

TVJ To TAPE: “Eat Your Heart Out!”

The Intellectual Property Office of the Philippines has crowned Tito Sotto, Vic Sotto, and Joey de Leon as the undisputed kings of midday gastronomic entertainment. The ruling in the “Eat Bulaga” trademark cancellation case is a triumph of wits over, well, lunch.

With the decision in their favor, TVJ can now savor the sweet taste of victory and deliver a hearty “Eat your heart out!” to Television and Production Exponents (TAPE) Inc. It seems the battle for the trademark was more cutthroat than a cooking show, with both parties vying for the right to slap “Eat Bulaga” on their midday feast of television mediocrity.

One can only imagine the highbrow discussions that took place in the Intellectual Property Office, where presumably, the fate of the nation’s intellectual delicacies was decided with the gravity it truly deserves. 

Let the feast of legal jargon and trademark drama continue, for the real winners are, of course, the discerning viewers. Bon appétit, Philippines!

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