In a heroic show of unwavering loyalty, Die-hard Duterte Supporters (DDS) and their beloved paid vloggers have sprung into action, rallying behind Vice President Sara Duterte after her theatrical performance at the House of Representatives budget hearing.
Who needs policy discussion when you can transform a Q&A into a personal roast session, right? Perhaps this off-topic extravaganza was a clever tactic, a desperate attempt to resuscitate her plummeting trust and performance ratings.
But the real drama lies with the DDS vloggers, valiantly fighting to preserve their golden goose. After all, where else can one find such a lucrative opportunity to turn politics into profitable entertainment?
As they furiously churn out content to defend their queen, one can’t help but wonder: is this a strategic masterstroke, or just a last-ditch effort to keep the pesos rolling in? Either way, it’s reality TV at its finest!
In a spectacular display of modern fiscal wisdom, netizens have rallied around the innovative idea of giving the Office of the Vice President (OVP) a zero budget after Sara Duterte’s masterclass in dodging questions at the House of Representatives.
Critics, missing the true art of politics, have labeled her as arrogant, self-entitled, and disrespectful—clearly mistaking these as flaws rather than the essential qualities of high office. Representative France Castro even likened her to a squid, but why stop there? A squid only releases ink when under pressure, while our Vice President managed to do so while basking in a House inquiry.
The Adobo Chronicles, ever the beacon of financial prudence, advocates for a more generous P1 budget. After all, why waste the government’s precious ink on an office that could run just as well with a single coin? Austerity, thy name is genius!
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