Category Archives: Technology

The Irony Of The Human Creation Called AI

The Bletchley Declaration, signed by world leaders  during the recent AI Safety Summit, has left us all in stitches, though not the kind of stitches you’d expect from a conference addressing the future of AI. 

In this document, countries resolve to ensure “human-centric, trustworthy, and responsible AI that is safe.” It’s like a group of foxes convening to discuss how to make henhouses more secure!

The irony is that the lack of trustworthiness and responsibility among humans is precisely what has led us to this AI safety summit. 

We’re looking to AI for solutions to problems caused by our own shortcomings, like a thief asking the lock-picking community for a safer lock. It’s a bit like trying to teach a toddler to behave responsibly by handing them a loaded bazooka.

Furthermore, AI is just a natural progression of human intelligence, or lack thereof. We invented mathematics, only to later rely on calculators and computers to do the heavy lifting. It’s like outsourcing our brainpower to machines while we twiddle our thumbs.

So, while the Bletchley Declaration is all well and good, it’s hard not to chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Maybe next time we can draft a “Human Behavior Declaration” instead.

Long Live The Tabo!

Ah, the Filipino tabo, a true symbol of innovation in the world of personal hygiene. 

While the rest of the world may have embraced fancy French bidets with their water jets and warm air dryers, the resilient tabo remains a steadfast companion in the majority of Filipino households. It’s not just a bathroom accessory; it’s a way of life.

While some may scoff at the idea of using a simple plastic scoop to cleanse themselves, the tabo is the ultimate multitasker. It’s not just for post-toilet cleanups; it moonlights as a gardening tool, a kitchen utensil, and even a must-have in fish markets. 

Who needs fancy gadgets when you have the Swiss Army knife of bathroom utilities?

So, to all those who lament the Philippines’ alleged overindulgence in bidets, fear not. The tabo continues to reign supreme, proving that sometimes, the simplest things in life are the most indispensable. 

Long live the tabo, the unsung hero of Filipino hygiene and daily life!

Secretary Año Meows To Imitate A Lion’s Roar!

Oh, National Security Adviser Secretary Eduardo Año, the fearless defender of our nation’s secrets and protector of our digital sanctity! 

His recent statement about a possible TikTok ban in the Phlippines in response to Chinese espionage and cyberattacks is nothing short of a comedic masterpiece.

It’s almost endearing how Secretary Año seems to be living in a parallel universe where other social media platforms are paragons of virtue and data security. Perhaps he believes Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram are havens of privacy and benevolence while TikTok, that pesky Chinese app, is the sole source of all our troubles. 

This sudden focus on TikTok reeks of a desperate attempt to counter China’s activities in the South China Sea. Is this the Philippine government’s version of waving a virtual fist at China? Or is it a cat meowing as it tries to imitate a lion’s roar? 

In a world where data breaches and privacy invasions are as common as morning coffee, Secretary Año’s proclamation seems more like a comedy sketch than a serious security strategy.