Category Archives: Technology

Apple Is Constantly Reinventing Itself: Here Comes iPoop!

CUPERTINO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – Apple has come a long way since it hit the international market — desktops, laptops, tablets, phones, watches — the whole nine yards.

But with competition from other tech companies impacting its worldwide sales, Apple continues to reinvent itself by coming up with new products.

This fall, Apple is unveiling its new line of home products, the first being the iPoop. It has all the innovative features that Apple products are known for — touch technology, wi-fi, Siri, extended battery life, you name it. All these features come in a sleek, modern design and easy-on-the-eyes commode. Yes, as in toilet.

Rather than describing the product for our readers and followers, we chose to feature this exciting video from @qbanguy, who also gives us a glimpse of what Apple is into in the near future.

Philippines Leads In “Modern Christianity”

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Philippines may be considered by many as a “third-world” but this largest Catholic country in Asia leads the pack in modern Christianity.

Technology has a lot to do with it.

At Holy Week and Easter celebrations in many Filipino Catholic parishes across the nation, lighted candles have been replaced by digital images on smart phones.

What a great way to prevent fires, pollution and health hazards!

The harmful effects of candle smoke include  lung inflammation and toxicity, arteriosclerosis, and ageing effects on chromosomes in the lungs and spleen. Ultimately, this all leads to an increase in particulate air pollution.

Way to go, Philippines!

ChatGPT Endorses The Adobo Chronicles

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Since its inception in 2013, The Adobo Chronicles has reached over 28 Million viewers all over the world.

Even Artificial Intelligence (AI) recognizes and endorses this top satirical site.

Here is what ChatGPT says about us: