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Entertainment, Technology

AI Hosts To Replace Vice Ganda And Gang On “It’s Showtime!”

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QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – The future of Philippine entertainment is set to be revolutionized as AI hosts prepare to replace Vice Ganda and the gang on the noontime TV program, “It’s Showtime!”

Tired of human error, unpredictable humor and frequent violation of MTRCB (Movie & Television Ratings and  Classification Board) guidelines, ABS-CBN and GMA Network have agreed to embrace the efficiency of artificial intelligence. 

These computerized comperes are expected to never tell a bad joke or rely on outdated punchlines. They’ll boast 100% punctuality and be impervious to emotional breakdowns. 

Farewell to the days of spontaneity and laughter; say hello to a perfectly calculated, algorithm-driven future! Who needs the genuine charm and wit of humans when we can have AI hosts deliver one-liners like clockwork?

The networks’ announcement came just a day after the National Collegiate Athletic Association said that AI sportscasters will debut in NCAA Season 99.

Social Media, Technology

Adobo Chronicles Welcomes Its Newest Team Member: ACAI!

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SAN JOSE, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – We all need to innovate and to keep up with the fast-changing times.

The Adobo Chronicles is pleased to announce its newest team member, ACAI (Adobo Chronicles Artificial Intelligence).

Expect more humorous, engaging, factual and critical news and editorials from your best source of unbelievable news. That’s us!

Technology

How Do You Know If What You’re Reading Is AI-Generated?

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In this era of Artificial Intelligence (AI), how would you know if a news item, op-ed piece, thesis, comment or post you are reading was written by a real human being?

Who can best answer this question than AI itself?

Here is the response of our in-house AI:

1. Unconventional Punctuation and Emojis: The use of emojis and unconventional punctuation, such as 🖋️🥂, 🐾, 🚶‍♀️✨, and 💋📇, can sometimes be indicative of AI-generated text. AI models may use these elements to add flair or style to their writing.

2. Creative and Elaborate Language: The text uses creative and elaborate language, with metaphors and figurative expressions that are not typical of everyday human communication. This can be a characteristic of AI-generated content that aims to be engaging or attention-grabbing.

3. Anonymity: The author does not provide any personal information or real identity, which is a common feature of AI-generated content that is not intended to represent a specific individual.

4. Unusual Perspective: The text takes a somewhat aloof and unique perspective, discussing topics like influence, power, and connections in a grandiose manner. This can sometimes be a hallmark of AI-generated content trying to sound sophisticated.

This is not to say that some real human beings can write or talk like AI. Or even better. After all, AI was invested by humans!