Category Archives: Sports

New, Inexpensive Cauldron Will Be Ready For SEA Games Opening

NEW CLARK CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Bowing to pressure and criticism, the Philippine South East Asian Games Organizing Committee ( PHISGOC) headed by Speaker Alan Peter Cayetano has decided to replace the controversial P50 Million cauldron with a simpler, inexpensive structure.

PHISGOC has promised that the replacement cauldron will be ready by the Games’ opening ceremonies on November 30.

The new design was inspired by a giant Christmas tree being built in Baguio for the city’s festivities which begin on December 1.

Cayetano said that instead of a kaldero, the peak of the structure will have a star adorned with electronic Christmas lights. “It will save us a huge amount of money since we will not have to spend on fuel to light it up for the duration of the Games,” Cayetano said.

Let the Games begin!

 

Filipino Athletes Complain About Being Fed McDo Meals Every Day

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – After that news report by the South China Morning Post — denied by the Singapore National Olymic Committee — that Singaporean Muslim athletes were being fed pork, comes a still-to-be-published news story that Filipino athletes are being fed McDo meals every day.

In a draft story by Rappler and Inquirer intercepted by The Adobo Chronicles, the Filipino athletes participating in the 2019 South East Asian Games were allegedly being fed McDonald’s cheeseburger and fries three times a day — breakfast, lunch and dinner.

The Adobo Chronicles did its own invstigation of the report and we can confirm that the Filipinos were not happy about their McDo meals.  They wanted Jollibee chicken joy instead.

Liberal Party Protests Wrong Shade Of Yellow Color On 2019 SEA Games Logo

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Led by Vice President Leni Robredo and Senator Kiko Pangilinan, the Liberal Party (LP) filed a formal protest with the Philippine Southeast Asian Games Organizing Committee (PHISGOC) for the wrong shade of the yellow color on the 2019 SEA Games logo.

The LP was reacting to photo of Filipino American rapper apl. de. ap of the Black Eyed Peas showing him holding a lighted torch in front of a giant replica of the logo. Two of the rings which were supposed to be yellow appeared to be the wrong shade — closer to gold.

”There may be 50 shades of gray, but there is only one correct shade of yellow that represents us,” Robredo said.

Pangilinan, on the other hand, accused House Speaker Alan Peter Cayetano who heads the PHISGOC of politicizing the international sports event as part of a concerted effort to wipe out the Opposition.

Not to be outdone, Senator Risa Hontiveros also questioned the fact that the yellow rings on the original logo were smaller than the rest of the colored rings.

Cayetano said that it’s too late to make any changes to the logo since the Games begin in a few days.