Category Archives: Social Media

Politics, Social Media

Kuryente King Mark Anthony Lopez Is Back!

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And just like that, the so-called “de-platformed” pro-Duterte bloggers are back—because, of course, they are. After days of wailing about being silenced (while somehow still being very loud), their pages have miraculously resurrected. Coincidence? Some netizens think not. The theory? A self-inflicted “suspension” to score sympathy points. Classic victim card play.

Take Mark Anthony Lopez, for example. The man dubbed “Kuryente King” (for spreading fake news, not providing actual electricity) has triumphantly returned, greeting his audience with a refined and classy “bitch.” Charming. If his name fits, then maybe he was just experiencing a temporary brownout—one that conveniently aligned with his narrative. Like an electricity consumer who conveniently “forgets” to pay, only to settle the bill once the lights go out, Lopez must have paid his dues. And now, with the power back on, expect a fresh wave of misinformation. Buckle up—rolling blackouts of truth incoming.

Fact Check, Legislation, Politics, Social Media

Tio Moreno Reveals His Fake News Source! (video)

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Ah, the classic “sabi-sabi” journalism—where facts are optional, but drama is mandatory. Blogger Tio Moreno, a.k.a. Alex Destor, has graced us with a bombshell claim: each Congressman who backed VP Sara Duterte’s impeachment allegedly pocketed a cool P150 million. His source? “Based on what we’ve heard…” Truly, investigative reporting at its finest.

Forget receipts, evidence, or even a mildly credible witness. In today’s political discourse, mere echoes in the wind are enough to fuel a scandal. By this logic, why stop at P150 million? Why not P500 million? A billion? Let’s say they were also promised a lifetime supply of lugaw, just to spice things up.

Of course, if this were true, the national budget would be emptier than an MRT train at midnight. But who needs math when sensationalism is far more profitable? In the end, Tio Moreno reminds us: why verify when you can just amplify?

International, Social Media

The Great Pacific Ocean Parceling: A Modest Proposal

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In an era where naming rights are as crucial as sovereignty itself, it’s time we address the glaring issue: Why does the Pacific Ocean remain stubbornly unclaimed?

If the Philippines can rename the South China Sea (to West Philippine Sea), and Donald Trump can unilaterally rebrand the Gulf of Mexico (to Gulf of America), why shouldn’t the continents bordering the Pacific stake their rightful claims?

Let’s start with Asia, which could call its portion the Great Eastern Prosperity Waters—guaranteed to boost GDP. North America, ever fond of patriotic branding, might opt for Freedom Sea (with an exclusive defense contract). South America deserves its share—perhaps Mar Pacífico for nostalgia. And Australia? They could go with Big Wet Mate, because why not?

This strategic renaming would eliminate confusion, assert territorial dominance, and, most importantly, give world leaders something new to argue about. After all, why share a single ocean when we can divide and conquer?