Category Archives: Social Media

Politique PH Tuesdays: Those Noisy PPPs and KPVs

So, I’m gonna talk about an irony is thicker than my favorite red lipstick! 💄The Paid Parrot Propagandists and their darling little sidekicks, the Kanal Paid Vloggers, are quite the spectacle. They’ll crow loudly, labeling anyone questioning Sara’s confidential funds as “enemies of peace, enemies of the state” and even call them “bayaran”. 💰💸💵

Oh, the delicious irony! 🍷 These very charlatans, who’ve practically set up camp in the realm of 24/7 bashing, are now going after the Speaker and the HoR. It’s like watching someone critique a Michelin star chef when they can’t even boil an egg. 🍳 

Do they even realize that oversight on budgetary processes is the HoR’s constitutional mandate? 📜🤔 Or are they too busy parroting without thinking? Do they clock in and out of this nonsense, or is the circus truly in town all day, every day? Do they have actual work, or this is their source of income? 🎪😂💅

Their reasons? As elusive as a good hair day in humidity. It’s like watching a magician trying to divert your attention with a flick of their wand, only their tricks are all too transparent. 🎩✨

Honestly, they seem to think they’re shielding Sara, but in reality? It’s like trying to put out a fire with gasoline. 🔥 I wouldn’t be surprised if Sara’s rolling her eyes harder than I do at a bad pun. I wouldn’t be surprised if Sara cringes at how they defend her. 😬

Because, sweethearts, sometimes the loudest defenders end up causing the most noise, and not in a good way. 🙄💅🤦‍♀️🍷

TBL: No Damage Control, Just Damage!

Oh, Teddy Boy Locsin, the master of diplomacy and subtlety, graced us with his presence on Twitter once again, and the world collectively held its breath. 

In a display of unparalleled wisdom, he casually suggested the killing of Palestinian children in a tweet. But wait, there’s more! Teddy Boy is not just your average warmonger; he’s a linguistic acrobat. After realizing that people might be horrified by his “sarcastic” comment, he swiftly hit the delete button, as if that could erase the memory of his monumental gaffe.

TBL, we’re here to remind you that sarcasm isn’t a defense for advocating violence against innocent children. Perhaps your sarcasm detector needs some recalibration. Or maybe it’s just another example of your penchant for shooting from the hip and then scrambling for cover. 

You see, there’s no damage control in this situation; only damage, and it’s unfortunate that your recklessness reflects on our country and government.

Meta/Facebook To Suspend Accounts Using AI-generated Profile Photos

MENO PARK, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – In a bold move to protect its platform from the sinister rise of “algorithmically enhanced identity,” Meta, formerly known as Facebook, announced today that it will start suspending accounts employing AI-generated profile pictures.

The move comes amid the growing popularity of photo lab and other AI-generating apps which have annoyed many netizens worldwide.

In a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, the social media giant, known for its questionable data privacy practices, is suddenly concerned about authenticity.

In a statement, Meta’s spokesperson said, “We must ensure that the catfish population remains under control on our platform.”

Users are left wondering if their data is safe from Meta’s all-seeing eye, or if it’s just their cartoon avatars that need protection.

Account holders have until October 30 to revert back to their true, honest-to-goodness profile photos or face suspension, even cancellation!