Category Archives: Social Media

The Consistent Inconsistency Of Blogger Sass Rogando Sasot

Ah, the delightful consistency of Sass Rogando Sasot in applauding Rowena Guanzon’s steadfast stance against Bongbong Marcos is truly a marvel. 

It’s almost as if Sasot has discovered a newfound admiration for unwavering principles, conveniently forgetting her own acrobatic feats of political loyalty. One can’t help but marvel at Sasot’s unconscious mastery in projecting her own somersaults onto others.

Could it be that Sasot sees in Guanzon a reflection of her own former self, a staunch supporter turned fervent critic? Perhaps Sasot believes that by championing Guanzon’s consistency, she can somehow launder her own history of political gymnastics. 

It’s a brilliant subconscious strategy—praising another for what one lacks, creating a veneer of virtue while conveniently sidestepping one’s own ideological contortions. 

One can only hope that Sasot continues this unwittingly entertaining performance, providing us with more doses of unintentional satire in the political circus.

Today’s Feature: Raissa And Alan Robles, The Dynamic Duo Of Journalism?

In the ever-evolving world of investigative journalism, power couples are not uncommon. However, few duos can match the unparalleled synergy of Raissa and Alan Robles, self-proclaimed social media sleuths extraordinaire. 

Armed with Raissa’s illustrious degree in imaginative writing, the Robles pair has mastered the art of weaving intricate tales that would make even the most creative fiction writers blush.

Raissa, the maven of misinformation, ingeniously flips the script on journalism by outsourcing her investigative responsibilities to her unsuspecting audience. Apparently, the pursuit of truth is a collaborative effort, with her readers serving as unwitting accomplices in her wild goose chases.

Adding a layer of absurdity to this journalistic charade is Alan, aka @hotmanila, the mysterious and esteemed source of Raissa’s “insider information.” A closer look reveals that @hotmanila is none other than Raissa’s partner in crime—her husband. The couple’s commitment to blurring the lines between gossip and investigative reporting is truly a spectacle to behold.

In the world of Raissa and Alan Robles, facts are merely suggestions, and truth is a canvas waiting to be painted with the brushstrokes of their vivid imaginations. As they continue their dual dance of disinformation, one can’t help but marvel at the audacity of this dynamic duo in their quest for social media stardom masquerading as investigative journalism.