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Archbishop Socrates Villegas Message Borders On Racism

In a recent video message, Filipino Archbishop Socrates Villegas has managed to deliver a masterclass in subtle racism, all while ostensibly encouraging prayer and goodwill.

With a straight face, Villegas urged his flock to pray for the “conversion” of China, making sure to highlight that the Chinese bullies in the South China Sea all have “slanted eyes,” or “singkit” as he so culturally sensitively put it.

It seems the Archbishop has taken a page from the history of phrenology, believing that moral character can be discerned from physical features. Perhaps next week, he’ll be instructing us to pray for people with curly hair or dark skin to find redemption too.

And just to sprinkle some irony on top, he invoked the Blessed Virgin Mary in his borderline xenophobic diatribe, showcasing a level of un-Christian behavior that even Pontius Pilate might find a tad excessive.

Manila Times’ Rigoberto Tiglao Comes Clean!

In a grand display of candor, Rigoberto Tiglao, the multifaceted diplomat-columnist-turned-blogger, has revealed a shocking truth: media is merely a bulletin board and PR firm for the moneyed people and companies.

Brilliantly borrowing from stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author George Carlin—because originality is passé—Tiglao admits what we knew all along: the rich control the narrative.

With the precision of a seasoned satirist, Tiglao, who has now joined the ranks of fake news mongers, assures us he’s part of the solution by being part of the problem. His revelation, akin to discovering water is wet, elevates him to the echelon of vloggers where truth is as flexible as his career path.

Indeed, who better to lead us into this brave new world of alternative facts than a man with a résumé as diverse as his principles? Kudos to Tiglao for illuminating the obvious with such flair.