Category Archives: Social Media

LGBT, Social Media

Jude Bacalso’s Misplaced ‘Gender Education’

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In a display of grandeur worthy of a telenovela, Cebu influencer Jude Bacalso recently schooled a waiter on misgendering for an impressive two-hour monologue.

Bacalso’s tirade, better suited for the senate floor before Senator Risa Hontiveros’ committee hearing on the SOGIE bill, unfolded in a restaurant, where the manager’s tolerance was evidently swayed by their friendship with Bacalso.

While many Filipinos accidentally misuse pronouns, this incident was far from a gentle correction. It was a full-blown theatrical production, with Bacalso as the self-appointed star. One must marvel at the restaurant’s management for allowing this spectacle to continue, all in the name of friendship.

Ironically, Bacalso’s own promotional video, where she praises her womanhood by mentioning the joy of “taking off the bra” and “scratching his balls,” reveals a curious double standard. This incident is a lesson not in gender sensitivity, but in the art of misplaced tantrums and unchecked privilege.

Bravo, Jude, for a performance we won’t soon forget!

Fact Check, Politics, Social Media

‘Polvoron’ Video Debunked!

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In a cinematic spectacle that puts Hollywood to shame, the “polvoron video” teaser premiered in America and Canada, thanks to the audacious Maharlika and company.

Hoping to evade the long arm of justice, they released this digital marvel abroad. Almost instantly, savvy netizens exposed the video as a shoddy AI creation. The debunking reached Sherlock Holmes levels of sleuthing when the original clip was found—revealing Bongbong Marcos’ face clumsily superimposed.

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The hilarity peaked with the realization that the hairstyle and rounded ears in the fake video were a far cry from the real Marcos, Jr.

Cue the frantic deleting spree as those who eagerly posted and reposted the video now scurry like mice, erasing their social media tracks and Messenger chats.

What a performance! It’s clear the real drama isn’t in the video itself, but in the aftermath of its spectacular flop.

And by the way, to prove that it’s so easy to create fake videos, we found this version starring no other than the fentanyl-crazed Rodrigo Duterte!

National News, Politics, Social Media

SOMA: State of Maisug Address

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Fellow citizens,

Today, we celebrate unprecedented achievements under the Maisug movement.

We’ve institutionalized prayer rallies into a hodgepodge of twerking sexy ladies and cussing sessions. We’ve gone international and provided our resource speakers with memorable junket experiences.

We’ve assembled a respectable band of sour-graping, rumor-mongering politicians and vloggers who were left behind in the administration’s march to progress. They’re now the bright stars of our Maisug rallies.

Freedom of the Press has significantly flourished. Just watch the livestreams of the defunct SMNI News featuring the highly-paid purveyors of lies and fake news. We’ve provided anti-administration pundits with unprecedented money-making opportunities at the expense of real truth. Non-existent videos freely roam the halls of social media.

The state of our justice system has never been more pronounced as fugitives like our very own Pastor Quiboloy continue to elude our law enforcers.

Our education system now champions creativity, with students excelling as TikTok dance majors.

Healthcare has never been more accessible—our revolutionary “Google Your Symptoms” initiative puts medical knowledge right at your fingertips, literally.

Economic growth is skyrocketing, fueled by our innovative “Farmville” agricultural policies. Who knew virtual crops could yield real prosperity?

Meanwhile, the environment is thriving as we’ve balanced clean air with the foul-breathed ad hominem of our best and brightest anti-administration hit squad.

Our foreign policy is a shining beacon of diplomacy; we’ve resolved international disputes with epic meme wars. We’ve redefined nationalism by nourishing our loyalty towards China and undermining our laws through our secret involvement in our beloved POGOs.

As we move forward, let’s continue to defy logic and embrace the chaos that makes Maisug the envy of the galaxy. Together, we will march boldly into a future where the impossible is just another Tuesday.

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