Ah, Raissa Robles, the paragon of modern journalism, where crowdsourcing is the new investigative reporting. 

A proud alumna of the University of the Philippines, Diliman, she’s living proof that “imaginative writing” was not just a course but a lifestyle. Who needs facts when you can outsource them to your ever-loyal followers? After all, why waste time researching when you can simply ask Twitter? And let’s not forget her (and her husband’s) charming critique of us as the “Abobo Chronicles”—a witty play on words that truly showcases her sharp intellect. 

But the pièce de résistance in her illustrious career? Crowdsourcing basic geography lessons, like the direction of “east.” Yes, in the age of Google Maps, Raissa takes us back to the Stone Age, where crowds knew best. 

Here’s to Raissa, the queen of outsourcing—where the truth is whatever the crowd says it is!

Jude Bacalso is charged of Unjust Vexation, Grave Scandal, Grave Coercion, Grave Threats, and Slight Illegal Detention by the waiter who Bacalso had standing in front him for calling him “sir” at a restaurant in a Cebu City mall last July 21.

The big question is, when Bacalso comes before the judge, how will the judge address him/her?