In the land where whimsy reigns supreme,

Quiboloy’s smile, a heavenly gleam.

Appointed son, the chosen one,

Declared by self, ‘neath blazing sun.

Duterte, with his iron fist,

Claims stewardship, God’s wealth to twist.

A partnership of divine decree,

Or just a duo, wild and free?

Quiboloy speaks of paradise,

While Duterte wields his earthly dice.

Together they dance, a merry tune,

In halls of power, both commune.

But where do morals truly lie,

When power blinds the human eye?

In this farce of divine decree,

The jesters laugh, but who is free?

Appointed son, administrator bold,

In their tale, truth’s hand is cold.

A satire of power, woven tight,

In the kingdom of Quiboloy and Duterte’s flight.

In a peculiar twist of fate, former President Rodrigo Duterte has been appointed as the administrator of the Kingdom of Jesus Christ, the religious organization (or cult?) led by the embattled Apollo Quiboloy.

It seems the perfect match — one controversial figure taking the reins from another. With Duterte at the helm, one might expect a shift from alleged extrajudicial killings to divine intervention tactics. 

However, the irony is palpable: entrusting the wealth of a religious organization to a leader known for his unconventional methods of governance.

Will Duterte safeguard the riches of the Kingdom, or will they mysteriously vanish into the abyss of political intrigue? 

Perhaps it’s a match made in heaven, or more likely, a recipe for further controversy and confusion. As Duterte takes on this new role, one thing is certain: the satire practically writes itself.