Category Archives: Politics

Kuryente King Mark Anthony Lopez Is Back!

And just like that, the so-called “de-platformed” pro-Duterte bloggers are back—because, of course, they are. After days of wailing about being silenced (while somehow still being very loud), their pages have miraculously resurrected. Coincidence? Some netizens think not. The theory? A self-inflicted “suspension” to score sympathy points. Classic victim card play.

Take Mark Anthony Lopez, for example. The man dubbed “Kuryente King” (for spreading fake news, not providing actual electricity) has triumphantly returned, greeting his audience with a refined and classy “bitch.” Charming. If his name fits, then maybe he was just experiencing a temporary brownout—one that conveniently aligned with his narrative. Like an electricity consumer who conveniently “forgets” to pay, only to settle the bill once the lights go out, Lopez must have paid his dues. And now, with the power back on, expect a fresh wave of misinformation. Buckle up—rolling blackouts of truth incoming.

Tio Moreno Reveals His Fake News Source! (video)

Ah, the classic “sabi-sabi” journalism—where facts are optional, but drama is mandatory. Blogger Tio Moreno, a.k.a. Alex Destor, has graced us with a bombshell claim: each Congressman who backed VP Sara Duterte’s impeachment allegedly pocketed a cool P150 million. His source? “Based on what we’ve heard…” Truly, investigative reporting at its finest.

Forget receipts, evidence, or even a mildly credible witness. In today’s political discourse, mere echoes in the wind are enough to fuel a scandal. By this logic, why stop at P150 million? Why not P500 million? A billion? Let’s say they were also promised a lifetime supply of lugaw, just to spice things up.

Of course, if this were true, the national budget would be emptier than an MRT train at midnight. But who needs math when sensationalism is far more profitable? In the end, Tio Moreno reminds us: why verify when you can just amplify?

Like Colony, Like Colonial Master: West Philippine Sea Vs. Gulf Of America

In 2012, then-Philippine President Noynoy Aquino boldly renamed parts of the South China Sea as the “West Philippine Sea,” as if sovereignty could be established with a simple administrative order. Over a decade later, a Google Maps search for WPS yields nothing but disappointment.

Fast forward to 2025, and the world witnesses an eerily similar yet vastly different spectacle: U.S. President Donald Trump, in a dazzling display of executive audacity, renames the Gulf of Mexico as the “Gulf of America.” Unlike Aquino’s renaming attempt, which faded into digital oblivion, Trump’s decree is instantly honored by Google Maps. Within minutes, Americans celebrate their newfound ownership of international waters, while Mexicans stare in disbelief at their now cartographically displaced coastline.

Moral of the story? No head of state can unilaterally rename islands and seas—unless, of course, your name is Donald Trump. It seems that in geopolitics, much like in real estate, branding is everything, but only the right people get to do the naming. The Philippines may have taken inspiration from its former colonial master (or is it vice versa?) but clearly, it still lacks the imperial privilege to dictate global maps. Like colony, like colonial master—except one actually gets results.