CEBU CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Cebu Bureau) – The conflict between Cebu Governor Gwen Garcia and Physician and former beauty pageant contestant Rowena Burden has transcended politics. It has turned into an alcohol calendar girl competition.
Garcia is the model of the White Castle Calendar while Burden is the poster girl for the local lambanog.
It’s not quite about the beauty or the beast. Rather, it’s about crazy or the crazier.
We’ll let our readers decide.
SINGAPORE (The Adobo Chronicles, Singapore Bureau) – For the longest time since she was snubbed by the Bongbong Marcos’ administration, Bb. Maharlika, the Boldjakera, finally got the attention of the president.
Maharlika openly supported the 2022 presidential campaign of Marcos, but turned into a sour-grape, desperate critic when she was not appointed to any juicy position in the new administration.
Today, at the ASEAN Summit in Singapore, Marcos prominently mentioned Maharlika in his official address.
Is a Malacañang appointment in the offing for the Los Angeles-based, wide-lensed vlogger? But first, she needs to be super nice to First Lady Liza Araneta Marcos and stop calling her “ahas” (snake).
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NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) – Move over, Maria Ressa. Leni Robredo is fast-catching up with international awards and recognition.
The ex-Philippine Vice President has just been named to the prestigious TOFA (Ten Outstanding Fake Achievers) Awards. She will receive a pure gold medal of honor plus $100,000 in cash, tax-free!
The defeated (2022) Philippine presidential candidate has brought honor to Filipinos with her fake claims about former President Rodrigo Duterte’s drug war, about being the mother of her country and her impressive accomplishments to uplift the lives of her countrymen through her signature program, Angat Buhay.
Congratulations are in order!
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