Category Archives: Politics

Cherry Picking President Marcos’ Approval Numbers

Oh, the marvels of modern media! It’s truly astonishing how the critics and Philippine news outlets have mastered the art of cherry-picking facts to create the juiciest narratives.

Apparently, President Bongbong Marcos has been blessed with an approval rating so high it could rival a mountain’s peak. But alas, in the grand spectacle of journalistic sensationalism, this feat is overshadowed by the almighty “drop” in his ratings since the last survey.

As a matter of factly, even supposed pro-Administration bloggers and so-called influencers are treating the dip in ratings as unchallengeable numerology. You can hear nothing but crickets on their end. None, except The Adobo Chronicle, have pointed out that PBBM’s 65% rating is actually the second best among world leaders!

Why let the pesky fact that he’s still second in line worldwide dampen the drama? We must remember that every politician’s approval rating is like a rollercoaster. A single dip is practically a political tragedy of Shakespearean proportions, warranting endless debates, op-eds, and the oh-so-important hot takes.

While India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi sits comfortably atop this imaginary approval rating throne, let us not forget that perception is everything.

So, fret not, dear President Bongbong Marcos. You may not be number one, but in the grand theater of public opinion, you’re still the apple of manypeople’s eyes, and that’s what truly matters in this world of political pageantry.

Bongbong Marcos’ Approval Rating Second Highest In The World!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Oh, how critics and the news media are so focused on the dip in Philippine President Bongbong Marcos’ approval rating as per the latest opinion polls.

Unlike the biased media, The Adobo Chronicles is focused on absolute numbers based on world-wide surveys. And the surveys said…

Marcos has the second highest approval ratings among world leaders, second only to India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

We’ll shut up and let you read the numbers!

Commentary: Confetti Numbers Rain On OVP’s Confidential Funds

Ah, the delightful dance of numbers and timelines in the world of Filipino politics, where politicians and the news media twirl and whirl like a tango of confusion. Sara Duterte’s confidential funds during her Davao City mayoral reign have become the main act in this spectacle. It’s a “different strokes for different folks” extravaganza!

In one corner, you have politicians, eager to bamboozle the public with more numbers than a mathematician on a caffeine overdose. They make the national debt look like chump change, and you wonder if they’ve stashed away an infinite cookie jar of confidential funds.

On the other side, the news media performs its interpretative dance, attempting to decipher the cryptic timelines and figures. Are they playing 4D chess or just trying to out-puzzle the Rubik’s Cube?

It’s all part of the grand theater where numbers and timelines swirl like confetti, leaving the Filipino people in a state of perpetual befuddlement. And we’re left to wonder, is this really governance, or just a masterclass in sleight of hand?