Category Archives: Politics

Marcos Vs. Duterte: Rappler’s Laughable Clickbait Journalism

Ah, the wild world of clickbait journalism has truly outdone itself this time. The Rappler opinion piece suggesting that the Marcos government can now arrest Rodrigo Duterte and hand him over to the International Criminal Court is a hilarious exercise in absurdity.

The notion that the Marcoses and the Dutertes are now “fierce enemies” is laughable. It’s as if they want us to believe that these two political dynasties have suddenly had a dramatic falling out, despite all evidence to the contrary. In reality, the vice president is a Duterte who actively supported Bongbong Marcos’ presidential bid. To suggest that they are now arch-nemeses is like saying cats and dogs have formed an alliance against the squirrels.

And let’s not forget the fact that Bongbong Marcos has already declared his government’s stance on the ICC – they’re done with it. So much for turning over Duterte to an institution they’ve already disavowed. But hey, at least they’re consistent in their inconsistency. Kudos to the writer for crafting such a hilariously implausible clickbait narrative!

The Arroyo Ouster: Child’s Play-Politics?

Arroyo with Adobo Chronicles publisher/editor

Ah, the great political theater of the Philippines never ceases to amaze! 

The recent ouster of Representative and former President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo from her position as deputy speaker was a masterclass in the art of gossip and speculation. It’s a testament to the enduring popularity of reality TV drama in the world of politics.

Whether you’re Team Arroyo or Team Romualdez, one thing is clear: our politicians have perfected the power play, turning the hallowed halls of the House of Representatives into a veritable battleground of egos and ambitions. 

The fact that the ouster was carried out in Arroyo’s absence only highlights the lack of courage that many of our lawmakers are infamous for.

Childish politics seems to be the favorite pastime of our esteemed representatives, tarnishing the House of Representatives’ reputation in the process. 

Who needs mature, thoughtful governance when you can have juicy gossip, backroom deals, and power plays? It’s a real testament to the state of our democracy when soap operas provide more inspiration for political drama than our actual elected officials.

Bea Alonzo Shows The Way For Those Who Promised To Leave PH If Marcos Were Elected President

Ah, the melodrama of Philippine politics! It’s truly heartwarming to witness the countless folks who swore to pack their bags and jet off to faraway lands if Bongbong Marcos were to claim the presidential throne. 

But as election results came in, the great exodus remained more of a theatrical threat than a reality.

While most armchair revolutionaries conveniently forgot their pledges and clung to their cozy lifestyles, there stands the shining beacon of integrity – none other than thespian extraordinaire Bea Alonzo. 

In a masterclass of political commitment, she didn’t just pay lip service to her all-out support for defeated candidate Leni Robredo but took action, relocating to Spain and establishing herself as a bona fide expat.

Kudos to Bea for proving that some folks in the Philippines can keep their word, even if it means bidding adieu to the archipelago’s political circus. 

Best of luck in your new adventure, Bea, and may your conviction continue to shine brightly in the land of flamenco and paella!