Category Archives: Politics

Politics, Social Media

The Parallelism Between Richard Heydarian And Christy Fermin

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In the illustrious world of political analysis, Richard Heydarian seems to have hit a milestone in his career – unfortunately, it’s the “running out of legit material” phase.

This self-proclaimed political pundit, once hailed for his insightful commentaries, now finds himself scavenging the depths of internet slapstick vloggers like Bb. Maharlika for his political insights. It’s a spectacle reminiscent of a desperate scavenger searching for morsels in a dumpster.

Netizens, with a mixture of bewilderment and amusement, can’t help but draw parallels between Heydarian and the infamous Christy Fermin, known for taking cheap shots at celebrities like Vice Ganda. Perhaps Heydarian has decided that if you can’t beat them, join them – even if “them” refers to the realm of questionable analysis and sensationalized commentary. 

As the circus unfolds, one can’t help but wonder if Heydarian’s next move is to launch a YouTube channel dedicated to dissecting the profound political wisdom hidden in cat videos. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Film and TV, Politics, Social Media

TV Patrol Anchors Flash The 5-Finger Hand Gesture; Netizens Speculate

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In the latest episode of “Conspiracy Theories in a Click,” netizens have spun into hyperdrive after spotting TV Patrol’s news anchors flashing a seemingly cryptic 5-finger hand gesture. The wild speculations are rivaling the plot twists of a telenovela.

Is this a clandestine code indicating a move to TV 5, causing viewers to dust off their antennas in anticipation? 

Or perhaps it’s a subtle nod to Leila de Lima’s newfound freedom, prompting viewers to decode the anchors’ hand signals like amateur detectives. 

Some optimistic souls even suggest it’s a plea for national unity, with anchors urging Filipinos to unite behind the current administration and to STOP their bickering IN THE NAME OF LOVE (yes, that 1960s hit song by the Supremes) because nothing says harmony like synchronized hand gestures. 

Then again, Karen Davila added a fist bump underneath her open palm which many are saying is a blunt statement that de Lima will eventually get an upper hand in her crusade to crush Rodrigo Duterte.

As the nation holds its breath, one can’t help but marvel at the internet’s ability to turn a simple hand gesture into a grand narrative worthy of prime time.

International, Politics

BREAKING: Philippines To Cooperate With The ICC!

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In a surprising twist of ecumenical diplomacy, the Philippines has decided to extend its heavenly alliances beyond the celestial realm. The predominantly Catholic nation, often deemed the “holiest ground” in Asia, has declared a divine collaboration with the International Criminal Court (ICC). This celestial decision is framed as an earnest effort to connect with the global community.

The nation, echoing its belief in a singular God, justified the move by stating, “We believe in and surrender our lives to the one God who made the heavens and earth. We worship and praise Jesus, the Son, who died upon the cross to redeem us from sin.”

In a harmonious liturgy of geopolitics and theology, the Philippines welcomed the International Church of Christ (ICC) with open hearts and arms, proving that even in matters of international justice and politics, a prayer or two might be the best defense.

(Disclaimer: Despite diligent efforts, we could not find a logo of the International Church of Christ, so in order to beat our deadline, we used the logo of the International Criminal Court as a placeholder. We will update as soon as our Google search returns a response to our queries.)