Category Archives: Politics

Pro-Duterte, Anti-Marcos Vloggers: The Common Denominators

In the colorful realm of pro-Duterte and anti-Marcos vlogging, a symphony of common denominators plays a cacophony of misinformation. 

Fake news, the cornerstone of their content, is crafted with such finesse that even Pinocchio would be envious. Sensationalism, their trusty sidekick, transforms mundane events into Hollywood blockbusters, making the daily grind seem like a Marvel movie audition. 

The slapstick comedy woven into their narratives rivals Shakespearean farce, leaving audiences questioning if they stumbled upon a political circus or a vaudeville act. 

Pathetic attempts at sarcasm and satire resemble a failed improv session, leaving viewers wondering if a dictionary might be a more potent weapon than their punchlines.

And then, the golden rule: “follow the money.” Behind the smoke and mirrors, the puppeteers pulling the strings are masters of puppetry, turning political passion into a lucrative sideshow. As the curtain lifts, it reveals a narrative not of conviction, but a comedy of errors fueled by the jingle of pocketed coins.

The Coldplay-Angat Buhay Connection

In a stunning display of national priorities, President Bongbong Marcos recently sparked controversy by utilizing the presidential chopper for a front-row seat at a Coldplay concert in the Philippine Arena. 

Outraged citizens, primarily the Pinklawan and DDShits, raised a cacophony of complaints about the extravagant use of resources. Little did they know that Leni Robredo’s Angat Buhay was silently benefiting from the Coldplay concert, turning their righteous indignation into a comical twist.

As the detractors now grapple with the irony that their beloved Angat Buhay is indirectly sponsored by President Bongbong’s musical chopper escapade, one can only wonder if the Pinklawan will continue their tirade against the airborne symphony. 

The world, it seems, spins on the axis of political theatrics, where helicopters become concert halls, and critics unwittingly fund the causes they champion. Oh, the melodious absurdity of it all.

The Mind Games VP Sara Duterte Plays

by Melchor Vergara and Rene Astudillo

Vice President Sara Duterte has once again masterfully unleashed her enigmatic prowess, leaving the Filipino populace in a dizzying whirlpool of speculation.

In her grand announcement of candidacy, she artfully omitted the crucial detail: the position she seeks. A celebration ensued among her devoted supporters, who, blinded by jubilation, failed to notice the absence of a clear path in her political labyrinth.

The strategic ambiguity echoes the mind games of yesteryears, reminiscent of 2016 when Duterte vehemently denied her presidential ambitions, only to sprint to the candidacy podium later. It’s a symphony of political chess where the pawns cheer, oblivious to the fact that they might be sacrificed on a board where only the queen knows her moves.

As the nation awaits the revelation of Duterte’s chosen throne – whether it be mayor, congresswoman, or the ultimate presidential pinnacle – one can’t help but marvel at the theatricality of this political opera. In the grand performance of power play, the audience remains both amused and perplexed, yearning for the climax of this perplexing drama.