Category Archives: National News

Ka Eric Redefines “Hunger Strike”

In a groundbreaking twist on the traditional hunger strike, Jeffrey Celis, affectionately known as Ka Eric, seems to have redefined the very essence of fasting. 

Reports have surfaced that while protesting his detention by the House of Representatives, Celis has chosen a unique form of self-deprivation—excluding everything except his beloved Coca-Cola. This revelation comes as a shock to those who assumed a hunger strike meant abstaining from all sustenance.

Photographs circulating online depict Celis with a bottle and can of Coca-Cola strategically positioned next to him, adding a touch of irony to his purported protest. With a 12 oz can of the sugary beverage containing a whopping 39 grams of sugar, it appears Celis has embraced a hunger strike with a saccharine twist. Is this a revolutionary form of fasting, or just a creative interpretation of the term?

Frissons And Amputations

by Maria Bratikova

The archipelago is on a tight watch. 

Some smart-asses  propose for the amputation of the Philippines:  separate Mindanao.  Cut it off the whole country,  redefine the archipelagic doctrine! 

And then came the temblors . . .measured at 7.6 to 7.9.  That magnitude means a great quake.  Still, Idon‘t hear anyone describing it as an absolute-worst-case, and i‘m glad it isn‘t,  although already categorised by the books as a great quake. A great quake can do much damage.

The after-quakes are a present danger though. (Keep safe,my fellowmen in Mindanao!)

Our separatists are having a field day, claiming that itis a go sign for amputation! What kind of sick minds do

these arses have?

A day later, central Luzon felt the frisson. A quiver, lesser

than the one that shook Mindanao, a quake nonetheless. 

So now, what? Do we also separate Manila from the

PH map?

Educated people do not notice the idiocy of their own advocacies and sentiments. The intelligent ones do.

And THAT is the difference.

This “Weak” President Named Bongbong Marcos

In a stunning display of clairvoyance, President Bongbong Marcos has once again showcased his unparalleled ability to swiftly identify the culprits behind the recent Marawi attack. Critics, ever quick to label him as weak, were left questioning their own judgment. How could they doubt the president’s supernatural knack for accessing intelligence information beyond mortal comprehension?

Days later, the Islamic State graciously confirmed responsibility for the bombing, leaving Marcos critics with egg on their faces. A stark contrast emerged when comparing this to Rappler’s Maria Ressa, who prematurely attributed the Resorts World incident to ISIS without the luxury of actual facts. 

It seems the real weak link here is not President Marcos but those who doubted his omnipotent insights. Perhaps it’s time for critics to reassess their stance on the leader and distinguish between strength and the fiction peddled by so-called “journalists.”

(Melchor Vergara contributed to this report.)