Category Archives: Media

Robredo Overtakes Marcos In New Poll!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Former Senator Bongbong Marcos has been registering a significant lead for the presidential race among all scientific polling agencies. It has not come as a surprise that the son of the late great president also leads in street surveys and in the 7-Eleven Speak Cup poll.

But a new poll now shows that Vice President Leni Robredo has finally overtaken Marcos. As reported by the Philippine Daily Inquirer, Robredo’s traction is coming from anecdotal evidence, popularly known in the Philippines as ”Marites” and ”tsismis” (gossip).

Pinklawans Cancel Cavite Province!

GENERAL TRIAS CITY, Cavite (The Adobo Chronicles, Cavite Bureau) – The Leni Robredo camp was so confident that their claim of 130,000 attendees at their most recent concert rally would be unbeatable. But they learned to never say never.

Vote-rich Cavite province delivered for the BBM-Sara UniTeam. And the Caviteños delivered well.

As aerial photos and videos of the UniTeam grand rally in General Trias City went viral on the Internet, netizens thought they were seeing images from the 2016 miting de avance of President Rodrigo Duterte.

But the photos were authentic, non-Photoshopped images from the UniTeam rally. No balloons, no paper flowers, no confetti, no oversized headdresses. Just people, real people.

The Adobo Chronicles ventured to estimate the crowd at one million, subject of course to honest-to-goodness fact checking by Rappler, VeraFiles, Inquirer, ANC, FactCheckPH, and News 5.

Regardless, pinklawans were one in deciding to cancel Cavite — at least in their advantage column. Oh, this cancel culture. Sometimes it works well!

Adobo Chronicles Endorses Leni Robredo For President!

The editorial board of The Adobo Chronicles, after intense research, discussion and soul-searching, has decided to endorse the candidacy of Vice President Leni Robredo for president in the May 9, 2022 Philippine elections.

We salute our intelligent, eloquent pink puppet candidate in high heels!

None like any other.

Here’s to another widow president!