Ah, the Barangay and SK elections are upon us once again, a true spectacle of democratic extravagance! With nearly 400,000 positions up for grabs and a staggering bill of P5 billion, it’s clear that our local politics is a high-stakes game of thrones. 

But one must wonder, what’s the siren call for these positions, given the meager salaries (P1K a month for Barangay captains and P600 a month for Kagawads)?

Is it the dream of unlocking that mystical treasury chest at the Department of the Interior and Local Government, or perhaps the allure of congressional pork barrel?

Sure, there are commendable barangays out there, but what about the others? Are they just making their way through the motions while savoring the scent of power and influence? 

These questions may never be answered, but as the campaign period kicks off, brace yourselves for a parade of newfound “friends” and neighbors, eager to shake hands, share promises, and seize the keys to the kingdom. After all, in politics, it’s not about the money; it’s about the thrill of the chase, the taste of authority, and the sweet symphony of campaign jingles echoing through our streets.

And how do these Barangay positions compare to the Partylists? Oh, let’s talk about it in a future forum!