Forget “Marites” — she’s so last season. Enter “Lourdes,” the fresh face of Philippine political drama, brought to you by Senators Nancy Binay and Allan Peter Cayetano.
If you thought spreading juicy gossip was the peak of societal contribution, think again. “Lourdes” takes center stage in a gripping sequel where the plot revolves around undercutting costs, like the P23 billion new Senate building.
Picture this: an intense Senate hearing, accusations flying, and Binay’s dramatic exit. In this riveting saga, everyone’s an accountant, but no one’s seen a calculator since high school. “Lourdes” isn’t just about lowering figures; it’s about lowering the bar for public discourse.
So, next time you hear whispers of scandal, remember: it’s not about the gossip anymore. It’s about the numbers. Just make sure they’re low enough to fit the narrative.
It’s now crystal clear why Maisug and Duterte supporters vehemently oppose Charter Change (Cha-Cha).
The dread of a revised Constitution banning political dynasties has sent chills down their spines. After all, Vice President Sara Duterte has revealed that her father Rodrigo and siblings Paolo and Baste are all vying for Senate seats in the upcoming elections.
Imagine a new political landscape where a single family can’t dominate every corner of the government! This could shatter the sacred tradition of passing power like a family heirloom. Why break the streak of turning public service into a cozy family affair?
The horror of actually adhering to democratic principles and giving other, less dynastically-inclined Filipinos a shot at leadership must be unbearable. Clearly, preserving the status quo is paramount, and any change that threatens the Duterte dynasty is simply unthinkable.
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