Ah, the Philippine House of Representatives, where serious policy discussions occasionally take a detour into what can only be described as a theatrical performance—though not the Shakespearean kind. It’s more like a kangaroo court, where legislators seem to compete not in crafting laws, but in asking the most absurd questions at committee hearings. 

Picture it: a room filled with public officials, microphones, and the occasional exasperated resource person, bracing themselves for what’s to come. Enter Representative Dan Fernandez, the star of our show, with his previous acting chops still shining through. With all the pressing national issues at hand, he zeroes in on what truly matters: Cassy Ong’s hair color. 

Forget about law enforcement, inflation, infrastructure, or economic reform—apparently, the hue of someone’s locks is the real mystery we must solve! One can almost hear the background music change to “Windmills of Your Mind” as Dan Fernandez muses on the shades of autumn leaves. “The color of your hair,” he inquires, leaving everyone bewildered, wondering if they’re in a congressional hearing or a shampoo commercial. 

So here we are, with our representatives putting on a show—just not the kind we asked for. At least it’s entertaining, right?

In the age of spectacle, where entertainment meets governance, the Senate committee hearings on POGO operations have delivered more plot twists than your average telenovela. “In aid of legislation,” they say, but with the drama unfolding live on our screens, one might argue that these sessions are giving long-standing noontime shows like *It’s Showtime* and *Eat Bulaga* a run for their money. 

From extramarital and romantic scandals to “mysterious” bank accounts, the hearings have it all. Who needs daytime TV when you’ve got Senate livestreams? Each session is a veritable masterclass in grandstanding, where legislators showcase their talents in dramatic interrogation techniques. With a dash of contempt thrown at resource persons who dare deviate from the script, we’re left wondering: is the goal here truly legislation, or is it to win some form of national Best Actor award?

Meanwhile, in the subplot, we watch as the committee unearths ties between certain officials and illegal operations, prompting some fine lessons on the art of escape. And while new laws might not emerge anytime soon, one thing’s for sure—the Senate hearings will remain the hottest show in town. The next episode? Stay tuned, but don’t hold your breath for actual reform.