Category Archives: Language

Unsolicited Advice To DDS Bloggers: Expand Your Vocabulary

It’s time for certain bloggers—especially the self-proclaimed pundits who mistake volume for intelligence—to expand their vocabulary beyond “stupid.” Case in point: the netizen-proclaimed Kuryente King, who seems to think that mindlessly repeating the word qualifies as a debate strategy. At this point, even a thesaurus is begging for mercy.

Using “stupid” as a one-size-fits-all argument doesn’t make one look smart—it just makes them sound like a broken record stuck on the same insult. It’s the intellectual equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum because they don’t know enough words to express their frustration.

If they really want to be taken seriously, they might consider upgrading to actual facts, logic, or—heaven forbid—constructive criticism. But then again, why bother? When the goal is to rile up the echo chamber rather than engage in real discourse, “stupid” is apparently the only word needed. Lazy, but effective—just like propaganda.

New Words Of The Day: Zelenskied, Trumped

Senator Bato Dela Rosa On Committing Suicide

Senator Bato dela Rosa has once again made waves—literally—by declaring that he is willing to kill himself in the West Philippine Sea to prove he is not “pro-China.”

Now, hold on. Why does he need to take a deep dive into self-destruction when he can just prove his patriotism on solid ground? Unless, of course, what he meant was that he’s willing to get killed defending Philippine territory. Big difference.

This is a classic case of how grammar can be a matter of life and death. One minute, you’re a brave patriot; the next, you’re a confused kamikaze. If Bato isn’t careful, he might just end up as the first senator to drown in a misunderstanding.

Moral of the story? Choose your words wisely, or you might find yourself explaining to St. Peter why you voluntarily jumped into contested waters instead of simply holding your ground.