Category Archives: International

No International Beauty Pageant Owes The Philippines Any Crown!

Ah, the Philippines, a nation with a fervent passion for beauty pageants that rivals the intensity of a thousand suns. 

It’s remarkable how, year after year, they manage to convince themselves that the universe owes them crowns and titles. The over-expectation on their candidates to international beauty pageants is a spectacle in itself, as if the judges should bow down and declare a Filipino queen regardless of the competition’s actual rules and standards.

It’s almost comical how they scrutinize every judge’s decision, demanding that their countrywomen be showered with tiaras and sashes. Can’t we just let the experts do their job? Pageants are not a birthright, and success is determined by merit, not by national entitlement.

And speaking of entitlement, the recent suggestion by no less than Rappler to pull out from Miss Grand International because Nikki didn’t place is just ludicrous. No Filipina has ever won the crown, but does that mean the Philippines should stomp off in a huff? Perhaps it’s time to take a step back and reevaluate the real importance of these pageants in the grand scheme of things. 

Beauty pageants are fun and entertaining, but they shouldn’t define a nation’s worth or dictate its self-esteem. Let’s leave the speculation to the experts and the decisions to the judges, and maybe, just maybe, enjoy the pageants for what they truly are—glitzy, glamorous shows that offer a temporary escape from the daily grind.

And what do you know, as we speak, Inquirer has already decided that our representative to the 2023 Miss International will place, if not win the crown! On what basis?

TBL: No Damage Control, Just Damage!

Oh, Teddy Boy Locsin, the master of diplomacy and subtlety, graced us with his presence on Twitter once again, and the world collectively held its breath. 

In a display of unparalleled wisdom, he casually suggested the killing of Palestinian children in a tweet. But wait, there’s more! Teddy Boy is not just your average warmonger; he’s a linguistic acrobat. After realizing that people might be horrified by his “sarcastic” comment, he swiftly hit the delete button, as if that could erase the memory of his monumental gaffe.

TBL, we’re here to remind you that sarcasm isn’t a defense for advocating violence against innocent children. Perhaps your sarcasm detector needs some recalibration. Or maybe it’s just another example of your penchant for shooting from the hip and then scrambling for cover. 

You see, there’s no damage control in this situation; only damage, and it’s unfortunate that your recklessness reflects on our country and government.

We’re Not Being Satirical: Teddy Boy Locsin, Resign!!!

Teddy Boy Locsin’s latest apology is truly a masterclass in the art of backtracking. Apparently, suggesting that Palestinian children should be killed was just his idea of a witty retort. How silly of us to think that diplomacy should involve, well, diplomacy. Perhaps next time, Mr. Locsin could just use emojis instead of advocating for the harm of innocent children. It’s reassuring to know that when entrusted with delicate international relations, we can count on such nuanced and measured responses. Who needs peace when you can have a Twitter beef? Teddy, you’ve shown us that in the realm of diplomacy, subtlety is dead.