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DONALD TRUMP’S PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN STRATEGY: MISS UNIVERSE TITLE HOLDERS

Miss Universe title holder Olivian Culpo of the United States
Miss Universe title holder Olivia Culpo of the United States

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – Donald Trump, who has just announced that he was running for president of the United States, has been accused of paying actors to attend his presidential bid announcement in New York this week.  But there’s more.

The business mogul, who admitted he was filthy rich during his announcement, has reportedly ennlisted all Miss Universe title holders for the last ten years to be his campaign managers. (Trump is the owner of the Miss Universe Pageant).

The Donald told reporters that engaging the beauty queens in his campaign would be the best strategy to beat his potential woman opponent in the 2016 elections, Hillary Clinton.

Sounds like a case of ‘Beauty and the Beast,” doesn’t it?

It’s Official: Donald Trump Is Running For President, 2016 Miss Universe Pageant Is Cancelled

Trump with 2012 Miss Universe Olivia Culpo of the U.S.A
Trump with 2012 Miss Universe Olivia Culpo of the U.S.A

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – It’s official.  Donald Trump is running for president of the United States.

The real estate mogul made the announcement today at the Trump Building in New York City, vowing to make “this country great again.”

The announcement all but ends all speculation about what happens with Trump’s reality TV show, “Celebrity Apprentice” and the 2016 Miss Universe Pageant (which Trump owns).

Speaking to journalists after his candidacy announcement, Trump confirmed that will not sign  a new contract for what would have been another season of “Celebrity Apprentice.”  He also said that he is suspending the Miss Universe Pageant in 2016 in order to focus on his presidential campaign.

The news devastated many Miss Universe hopefuls, including Miss Japan Ariana Miyamoto and Miss Philippines Pia Wurtzbach.

Perhaps if Trump loses the nomination or election (which he will), the 2016 Miss Universe candidates can represent their countries in the 2017 pageant.

IMELDA MARCOS: “DONALD TRUMP JUST PLAGIARIZED MY HUSBAND”

“We can make this country great again!” Marcos in 1965 and Trump in 2015

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – Donald Trump today officially declared that he is running for president of the United States, vowing to “make this country great again.” What a great campaign motto.

But there is one problem.  Trump is now being accused by former Philippines First Lady Imelda Romualdez Marcos of plagiarizing her late husband, President Ferdinand E. Marcos.

Rewind to 1965, during the first presidential inaugural of Marcos. In his speech, he renewed his campaign promise to “make this country great again.” And we have the transcript to prove that Imelda is correct.

Could it be that Ferdinand Marcos was 50 years ahead of his time, or that Trump is 50 years behind?