In the latest episode of “Spin Doctor Chronicles,” the once harmonious choir of Duterte’s spokespersons has hit a sour note. Atty. Harry Roque, known for his linguistic gymnastics, claims Duterte made a gentleman’s agreement with China over Ayungin Shoal. However, Atty. Sal Panelo, the master of poker-faced narratives, vehemently denies any such pact, accusing Roque of chasing clout like a social media influencer. It’s a perplexing spectacle, akin to watching a slapstick comedy with two clowns tripping over each other’s oversized shoes.

But let’s rewind to Duterte’s heyday in Malacañang, where truth was as elusive as a unicorn in EDSA traffic. Did Roque sprinkle truth dust with his statements, or was Panelo the virtuoso of veracity?

In the circus of Duterte’s administration, truth was a kaleidoscope, constantly shifting hues depending on who held the mic. So, dear audience, grab your popcorn and enjoy the circus, where the truth is the greatest illusion of them all.

In a stunning twist of irony, President Bongbong Marcos emerged from the shadows, unleashing a scathing rebuke against China’s relentless bullying in the South China Sea. Yes, the same president whose critics — the pro-Duterte camp and vloggers —have painted as a “weak leader.” It seems he’s traded his quiet demeanor for a megaphone, finally addressing the elephant in the room—China’s maritime harassment.

Issuing this condemnation on Holy Thursday, a day of reflection and vacation for many, adds a surreal layer to the spectacle. It’s as if Marcos chose this moment to showcase his diplomatic prowess while everyone else was kicking back with cocktails and taking a dip in the pool.

Will his critics now hail him as a master diplomat and world-class negotiator — a leader who has been quietly harnessing the advice and support of his national security officials and the international community?

We also can’t help but be reminded of one blogger named Mark Lopez who recently questioned who was running the country while the president was nursing a flu. Well, there goes the answer.