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IATF Now Requires Filipinos To Carry Measuring Tape At All Times

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In the interest of easing quarantine restrictions and slowly but surely moving the country towards the normal, the Inter-Agency Task Force On Emerging Infectious Diseases (IATF) has announced that the physical (social) distancing requirements between people  will be reduced from one meter to 0.75m to 0.5m and eventually to 0.3m.

But for every easing down of restrictions, there is a corresponding new rule to  make sure the objective is fully achieved.

Effective Monday, all Filipinos using public transportation must carry with them a measuring tape at all times to make sure that they are strictly following the required distance from the person next to them.

This is in addition of course to the required face mask and face shield, plus the helmet and barriers for motorcycle riders.

As the local saying goes, “advanced mag-isip” ang IATF. (The IATF thinks in advance.)

Government, Health & Medicine

Move Over, Russian Vaccine, Here Comes Filipino Vetsin!

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – After touting the impending availability of a Russian vaccine against Covid-19, the Philippines’ Inter-Agency Task Force (IATF) on Emerging Infectious Diseases today announced that the sought-after shot to prevent coronavirus infection could actually be found and mass-produced in the country.

”We may have one for the Guinness Book of World Records,” Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque said today.

Secret clinical trials have been going in at the University of the Philippines in Diliman, Quezon City, exploring the safety and efficacy of a locally-produced Vetsin  (Monosodium Glutamate, or MSG) in preventing infection with Covid-19.

It all began with previous suggestions that gargling with warm water and salt as well as resorting to “tuob” (inhalation of steam from hot water and salt) could prevent Covid infection. (MSG contains a significant amount of salt).

IATF said that the local Food and Drug Administration could approve the new, and possibly the very first, vaccine by the middle of September. And did we already mention inexpensive?

We heal as one.  Vetsin for Covid-19  coming soon to a sari-sari store near you!

Government, Health & Medicine

Health Secretary Duque: “We Have Fattened The Curve!”

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Health Secretary Francisco Duque III and World Health Organization Rabindra Abeyasinghe confirm the first case of Novel Coronavirus in the country during press briefing in Manila on January 30, 2020. The first case is a 38 year-old woman from Wuhan, China who travel via Hongkong to Manila.
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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Department of Health Secretary Francisco Duque may have something that could redeem his tarnished reputation resulting from the PhilHealth mess. (A Senate committee report has recommended that criminal charges be filed against Duque and others for alleged graft and corruption.)

Today, Duque, who co-chairs the Inter-Agency Task Force (IATF) on Emerging Infectious Diseases, announced that the Philippines, under his able leadership, has fattened the curve after almost six months of lockdowns in connection with the Covid-19 pandemic.

Speaking with The Adobo Chronicles, Duque said that the foresight and continued efforts to impose various levels of community quarantine has resulted in Filipinos gaining weight because of the lack of exercise, mobility and nutritious food.

“Weighing scale numbers and BMIs (Body Mass Index) have shot off the roof,” the Secretary said, adding that “this only shows that the government has done the right thing to combat the coronavirus.

In the latest Senate hearing, Duque told the legislators that the reason he was unable to monitor the financial mess at PhilHealth was because he was very busy with his tasks at DOH and the IATF.

”I hope that with this fattening of the curve” I will be exonerate me from the allegations lodged against me regarding PhilHealth,” Duque said.