Category Archives: Health & Medicine

Wanted Dead Or Alive: Dengue-Carrying Mosquitoes!

by Melchor Vergara, AC team member

Ah, the Barangay—the pinnacle of Filipino ingenuity! Where else can you find government programs that mix public service with a game show-like twist?

Enter Mandaluyong’s “May Piso sa Mosquito” campaign, where citizens are rewarded for capturing Dengue-carrying mosquitoes. A noble cause, but one that immediately raises some hard-hitting investigative questions.

First, how exactly will Barangay officials confirm a mosquito is a Dengue carrier? Will there be a rapid test kit for bloodsucking insects? A mosquito interrogation chamber?

Second, what if the mosquito was smuggled in from another Barangay? Will we see an underground mosquito trafficking ring?

Third, are all mosquitoes eligible—dead or alive? Because if so, expect an army of entrepreneurs reviving the dried-up mosquitoes from their electric zappers.

At this rate, Barangays may soon reward citizens for catching potholes, loose electrical wires, and uncollected garbage. Who needs taxes when you can crowdsource governance one peso at a time?

Pro-Duterte Camp Crosses The Line?

Ah, the fine art of statesmanship in the Philippines—where our esteemed leaders, instead of engaging in meaningful debate, now resort to slapping threats and medical condition mockery. Truly, a masterclass in parliamentary decorum! Senator Bato dela Rosa clearly inspired by the highest principles of governance, has decided that the best way to prove a point is through a slap, because why use logic when you have the sheer force of your palm?

And as if that weren’t enough, the latest stroke (pun intended) of genius from the pro-Duterte camp is hijacking the acronym AIDS—an illness that has caused immense suffering worldwide—just to score political points. Brilliant. 

What’s next? A rebranding of cancer to mean “Critics Against the Regime”? At this rate, satire will become obsolete because reality itself is doing the job. Shamelessness isn’t just a trait anymore; it’s an entire political platform. Bravo!

Senator Bato, Be A Man And Apologize!

Senator Bato dela Rosa, the ever-reliable defender of discipline and decorum (when convenient), has once again graced us with his brand of leadership—this time, by mocking someone’s post-stroke condition.

Perhaps he mistook a medical reality for a punchline, or maybe the years of dodging accountability have dulled his sense of basic decency. Either way, his remarks against Akbayan Representative Perci Cendana weren’t just a cheap shot at one person but an insult to every stroke survivor who has fought to regain dignity and normalcy.

An apology isn’t just warranted—it’s the bare minimum. Senator Bato, with all his tough-guy rhetoric, should find it in himself to do what real men do: own up to his mistake. Unless, of course, he believes that cruelty is a mark of strength. If so, maybe he should spend less time making jokes and more time reflecting on why the joke is now on him.