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Miss Universe 2023: “Best In National Costume” Award Cancelled!

SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador (The Adobo Chronicles, San Salvador Bureau) – In a shocking turn of events at the Miss Universe pageant in El Salvador, the Miss Universe Organization has decided to cancel the prestigious ‘Best in National Costume’ award. 

Following a bewildering parade of nations, the organization’s board concluded that most national costumes failed to accurately represent the countries of the candidates. 

In a press release, they announced a groundbreaking alternative – the introduction of a brand new title, the “Carnival Queen,” to be crowned on finals night, November 18.

Fans who eagerly paid and voted online for their favorite national costumes will receive a refund within the next 7 to 10 days. 

Rumors are swirling that the decision was made after realizing that some contestants may have mistaken their national costumes for elaborate Halloween outfits. 

Whether this is a strategic move to spare contestants from future fashion faux pas or a ploy to encourage a more accurate representation of nations remains to be seen.

OPINION: What Went Wrong With Michelle Dee’s Dark Green Evening Gown At Miss Universe Preliminaries

In a stunning display of fashion foibles, the dark blue stage backdrop at the Miss Universe Preliminaries managed to overshadow Michelle Dee’s otherwise radiant evening gown. 

The dark green hue of her dress, a color meant to dazzle and captivate, sadly fell victim to the chromatic conspiracy. Against the deep blue abyss, her gown’s vibrancy vanished, leaving onlookers to question if she had opted for invisibility chic. 

Perhaps unaware that dark green and deep blue are mortal enemies on the color wheel, Michelle’s gown failed to stand out like a gem in a sea of sapphires. 

Look how dark green radiates amid a sea of white: