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BOEING TO START BUILDING TIME TRAVEL JETS

imageChicago, Illinois – Boeing, the American multinational  aerospace and defense corporation that manufactures a good chunk of the world’s passenger aircraft has announced that it will start building jets capable of transporting passengers to the future.

The announcement came just days after particle physicist Brian Cox, in a presentation at the British Science Festival, said that time travel is possible but only in one direction.

“The central question is, can you build a time machine? The answer is yes, you can go into the future,” the University of Manchester professor told the audience during his hour-long speech on Tuesday.  “You’ve got almost total freedom of movement in the future.”

Cox detailed how time travel to the future is possible under Albert Einstein’s general theory of relativity. Traveling hundreds, or even thousands of years into the future, could be accomplished if someone was traveling at an incredibly fast pace, close to the speed of light.

Boeing said that it is working on a prototype model aircraft that would travel at, or faster than, the speed of light.  Company officials however acknowledged that the cost of building the aircraft will be enormous considering that each flight of the time-travel jet will be one way. This would mean that the cost of airfare on these jets will also be monumental since the airlines will never see their jets again after take off. “In effect, passengers will be paying not only for the opportunity to travel to the future but also for their prorated share of the total cost of the aircraft, ” Boeing said.

Boeing however sees this project as a gold mine, since airlines will constantly be ordering new aircraft for every flight to the future that they will be scheduling.

TWITTER SETS IPO PRICE

imageSan Francisco, California – With a 112-character tweet, Twitter announced that it filed for an initial public offering, setting the stage for the most high-profile technology stock market debut since Facebook’s troubled share sale last year.

Twitter announced the filing on its own social media messaging service, saying: “We’ve confidentially submitted an S-1 to the SEC for a planned IPO. This Tweet does not constitute an offer of any securities for sale.”

While it dubbed its filing as “confidential,” Twitter had no problems revealing to The Adobo Chronicles  the price per share with which it plans to  trade its stocks. Twitter CEO Dick Costolo said that the company has decided to trade at $140 per share, almost four times that of Facebook’s IPO price.

“We want to set the bar at the highest level possible,” Costolo said, just like it is company policy to set the bar high in terms of consistency.”  He added, “The $140 per share price is consistent with the foundation of Twitter which is its 140- word count limit for tweets.”

ALOHA AIRLINES TO OFFER FREE FIRST CLASS UPGRADES

imageHonolulu. Hawaii – Last week, The Adobo Chronicles broke the story about Hawaiian Airlines implementing new procedures whereby early boarding will be extended to ticketed passengers who can say “Humuhumunukunukuapua’a,” the name of Hawaii’s state fish. Read the story here.

Today, Aloha Airlines announced that it will be offering free first class upgrades to any ticketed economy passengers who can say  — in one breath – “Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele.” It is the name of a Hawaii woman who recently complained that  local officials are trying to get her to change her lengthy last name because it exceeds the number of characters allowed on state-issued identification cards.

Janice “Lokelani” Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele was able to convince the governor’s office to issue a special ID that could fit her entire surname, but when it expired earlier this year, she was right back where she started.

The problem, Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele says, is that her driver’s license was printed with just an abbreviated version of her family name — her first and middle name were completely left off.

Hawaii’s Department of Motor Vehicles had asked her to change her name “to make it easy for everyone.”  She refuses to do so.

Aloha Airlines said that their new offer is in keeping with the company’s mission statement to uphold the preservation of the Hawaiian culture.

So, for passengers of Hawaiian or Aloha Airlines, it is no longer enough to be able to say “Aloha.” If they want perks like early boarding or first class upgrades, they should be able to say, “Humuhumunukunukuapua’a” or  “Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele.”