QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – In one stroke of corporate genius, SM North has unveiled its groundbreaking solution to combat flooding issues that have plagued the mall for years.
Instead of addressing the real drainage problems, management has opted for a brilliant, out-of-the-box solution: building a water canal right between two of its main buildings for customers to ride gondolas!
This innovative move comes hot on the heels of a particularly rainy week that left the mall waterlogged. Rather than investing in proper infrastructure or drainage systems, the executives must have watched Venice travel documentaries during their extended lunch breaks and thought, “Why not gondolas?”
Now, shoppers can enjoy a “romantic” canal ride while navigating the mall’s flooded ground floor. It’s the perfect way to combine the thrill of shopping with the excitement of an amusement park log flume. Who needs dry floors when you can have gondolas?
The Philippine Department of Tourism has enthusiastically endorsed the idea, saying it will help boost the new “Love The Philippines” campaign to lure local and foreign tourists.
SM North, you’ve truly outdone yourself.
Click HERE for a video of flooded SM North, courtesy of Dyaryo Tirada.
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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The fast-food world has been rocked by a major upset as the epic battle between McDonald’s and Jollibee has come to an abrupt end. It seems that the real rivalry in town is now between two unlikely contenders: Mang Inasal and ChowKing.
Gone are the days of McDo versus Jollibee, with their heated debates over who makes the best fried chicken or burgers. Now, the spotlight has shifted to the clash of the titans: Mang Inasal and ChowKing, two fast-food joints known for their unique takes on Filipino cuisine.
In a bid to outdo each other, ChowKing has launched a revolutionary offer – free delivery for all online orders. That’s right, folks! No need to leave the comfort of your home or office; they’ll bring the flavors of ChowKing to your doorstep without you shelling out a single peso more (or dollar if you live in the U.S.). It’s almost like they’re paying you to eat their food!
But Mang Inasal wasn’t about to be outdone. They responded with an offer so groundbreaking, it might just redefine the laws of fast-food economics. Mang Inasal has gone one step further – they’re offering free online orders (as in your food order doesn’t cost you anything) and you only have to pay for delivery! It’s a deal so incredible that even the most frugal of foodies will have to sit down and take notice.
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