Category Archives: Beauty

Flag Mess For Miss Philippines At Miss Grand International!

In an astonishing display of vexillological ignorance, Nikki De Moura, the Philippines’ representative to the Miss Grand International pageant, was caught on camera waving her country’s flag with the red stripe on top, a universal sign among Filipinos that the nation is apparently at war. The flag was also attached on the wrong side to a stick. Now, one must wonder, was this a deliberate act of protest or an accidental display of incompetence?

De Moura, half-Brazilan, who was expected to not only showcase beauty but also intelligence, may have inadvertently shaken our faith in her pageant prowess. Is it too much to ask that a Miss Grand International candidate be able to correctly handle her own country’s flag? Perhaps a basic geography lesson or a refresher in flag etiquette should be in order.

Conspiracy theorists, on the other hand, might argue that this mishap was nothing short of sabotage. After all, why did only De Moura’s flag suffer this glaring misfortune? Were there secret agents out to tarnish the reputation of the Philippine contestant?

As we await answers, one thing remains clear: beauty queens should probably stick to their strengths, like dazzling evening gowns and flawless smiles, and leave the flag-waving to the experts.

Vice Ganda Sets Eyes On International Pageants

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – With international beauty pageants relaxing rules and restrictions on competitors — from gender to martial status to age — Philippine TV host and film actor Vice Ganda is considering seeking greener pasture.

Vice admits he can’t be an entertainer forever. He also says it’s time for him to try his luck in the international scene.

Speaking with The Adobo Chronicles, Vice said he is conflicted as to which pageant he would have better chances of bagging the crown. He said he has narrowed down his choices to Mister International and Miss Universe.

He is eligible for either pageant.

Early Arrivals For 2023 Miss Universe Pageant!

SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador (The Adobo Chronicles, Mexico Bureau) – The 2023 Miss Universe Pageant’s Coronation night is not until November 18, but some country representatives have started to arrive in El Salvador.

Three beauty queens representing Mexico, Colombia and Venezuela are now in this South American city for weeks of training and tanning.

They are the first batch of contestants over 28 years old since the Miss Universe Organization announced it will no long impose age restrictions for the international pageant.

Openly-bisexual Michelle Dee will remain the Philippines’ representative to the competition, but the Miss Universe Philippines organization said that the the age restrictions will be lifted starting next year.