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Former Miss Universe Gloria Diaz Applauded For Her Binibining Pilipinas Question

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – In beauty pageants, sometimes the judges’ questions are more important than the contestants’ answers.

This was the case with Gloria Diaz, the Philippines’  first-ever Miss Universe, when she asked her question:

 “The Philippines has some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. But we are also ranked as one of the top three or four with the most polluted ocean. We’re full of plastics. Now, if you win Binibining Pilipinas, how could you make a difference to help clean up our oceans?

The crowd at the Araneta Coliseum roared in approval and applause at her question. They knew that indeed, in the Philippines, there is a lot of plastic — no, not in the ocean, but among the Filipino people.

The Adobo Chronicles is giving Gloria’s question a perfect 10!

We can’t even remember which contestant she asked her question to.


Donald Trump’s Orange Tan: State Secret Revealed

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – “In the pale of winter, Trump’s tan remains a state secret,” writes

But thanks to the Freedom of Information Act (FOI), The Adobo Chronicles was able to unveil the secret to Trump’s eternally orange face.

Here it is: