Category Archives: Beauty

BREAKING: Will Miss Thailand Take Over The Duties Of The New Miss Universe?

MANAGUA , Nicaragua (The Adobo Chronicles, Managua Bureau) – Nicaraguan authorities have barred the director of the national beauty pageant from re-entering the country after a Nicaraguan woman seen as a symbol of opposition to the Ortega government was crowned Miss Universe, media reports and exiled opposition members said. 

Karen Celebertti and her daughter were detained upon their arrival at the Managua airport — days after seeing 23-year-old Sheynnis Palacios crowned as the first Miss Universe from Nicaragua — and placed on a flight to Mexico, the opposition-linked La Prensa newspaper reported.

Following this development, Palacios now faces uncertainty over her continued reign as the new Miss Universe. Will Nicaraguan authorities also bar her from returning to the country or limit her travel and queenly activities?

Now there is speculation that if Palacios cannot fully fulfill her duties as Miss Universe, then the first runner-up takes over, as per pageant rules. That would be Miss Thailand, Anntonia Porsild. And if this happens, would Michelle Dee be officially named among the Top 5 finalists or even be declared first runner-up?

Miss Universe Mexico National Director Walks Out Of The Pageant, Is Led Out Of Her Position

Lupita Jones, the national director of Miss Universe Mexico, strutted out in style after her country’s representative failed to sashay into the semi-finals of the 72nd Miss Universe pageant. 

It seems the tiara-tantrum was so spectacular that it left us pondering: did the disappointment over the contestant’s elimination or the walkout itself lay the egg for Lupita Jones’ impending replacement as national director?

In the intricate world of beauty pageants, where grace meets glitter, Jones’ dramatic exit raises questions about priorities. Perhaps the cosmic ballet of cosmic beauty queens and their directors is as elusive as the age-old dilemma of the chicken and the egg. 

One thing’s for sure – in this glittery universe, feathers are ruffled, and the question lingers: who will be the next egghead to hatch grand plans for Mexico’s tiara treasure, especially that the country will be next year’s host?

Miss Universe 2023: Boy Abunda Was Called But Not Chosen

Filipino TV host Boy Abunda revealed that he was invited but disqualified from gracing the event with his esteemed presence as a judge. The revelation, akin to the unveiling of the eighth wonder of the world, left the world wondering, “Who could possibly disqualify the oracle of wisdom, the epitome of judgment?”

Some skeptics suggest that Abunda’s revelation was a well-calculated maneuver to bask in the controversial limelight already surrounding Michelle Dee, making it seem like a cosmic conspiracy against the dynamic duo.

Perhaps Abunda should consider trading his celebrity status for a pew in a Bible study, where he might absorb the timeless lesson that “many are called, but few are chosen.” It’s a bitter pill to swallow for the disqualified, a reminder that in the universe of judging, only the truly qualified get to wear the crown or don the judge’s robe.