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Agriculture, Food

Department Of Agriculture: There Is An Oversupply Of Silly!

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QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Many netizens and those in the news media keep going around the circle, complaining and reporting on prices and supply shortage of agricultural products — from rice to garlic to onions. It’s the best they can do to discredit the government and the administration of President Bongbong Marcos.

Now, the focus is on sili (chili pepper), a necessary ingredient in many Filipino dishes.

But the Department of Agriculture, headed by the president himself, is assuring the public that there is no shortage of sili. “But we do realize that there is an oversupply of silly (people) out to complain about anything and everything, a D.A. spokesperson told The Adobo Chronicles.

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Bb. Maharlika Says PH Address on Arrest Warrant Is Fake, Files Bail With Fake $200

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LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) – Claire Eden Contreras, a.k.a. Maharlika Boldyakera, says the address on the warrant arrest issued against her by the Pampanga Regional Trial Court is fake. “I’m living in America,” she proclaimed on her vlog.

The court set a P10,000 bail for her temporary release, just about the equivalent of $200.

That’s lose change for a dollar-earning Maharlika, so she paid the bail anyway, through her Philippine-based attorney.

However, it turns out that the two, $100 bills she paid as bail were fake, possibly printed by a shop on Recto Street in Manila, known for producing fake documents for a fee.

Moral of the story: fight fakery with fakery!

Business, Food

Today Only: Free Jollibee Yumburgers At All Philippine And Overseas Outlets!

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MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – And the competition continues…

Yesterday, McDonald’s offered a discounted P25 quarter pounder with cheese to all customers whose first, middle or last names had the letters, “ER.”

But will competitor Jollibee be left behind? Definitely not!

For today only (August 26), Jollibee outlets in the Philippines and overseas will offer FREE yumburgers to all customers who could show through a valid, government-issued I.D. that their names have the letters “JO,” as in JOse, JOsephine, JOver, ArJO.

Expecting that their supplies will run out early, Jollibee store managers advised qualified customers to line up early before opening or to proceed to their nearest 24-hour-outlets now!