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Rowena Guanzon Admits She Has No Intelligence!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Ex-Comelec Commissioner Rowena Guanzon didn’t get it. She “liked” a comment to her Twitter post where she alluded to “intelligence funds” by top administration officials.

In her post, Guanzon said she has wanted to celebrate her birthday in Singapore (like President Bongbong Marcos), but that she had no intelligence funds, just intelligence.

When a netizen responded that she (Guanzon) had neither the intelligence, she “liked it.”

An unusual public admission by a Harvard graduate!

Drag Race Contestant Wants To Normalize “It” Pronoun.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – A Drag Race PH contestant is asking Filipinos to normalize pronouns, especially if they’re unsure of a person’s biological gender.

Captivating Katkat said that it is better to use the “it” pronoun than to misgender a person – male, female or transgender.

IT made this statement after a waiter at a Japanese restaurant called IT “Sir.”

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