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PHILIPPINE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES WOOING THE SAME VICE PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATES

The Mar Roxas plan
The Mar Roxas plan

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – The two declared Philippine presidential candidates seem to be thinking very much alike. Well, almost.

Media reports recently revealed that Mar Roxas, President Aquino’s Interior and Local Government secretary, has established plans A, B, C and D in as far as picking his vice presidential running mate in the 2016 elections is concerned.

Roxas’ first choice is Senator Grace Poe who remains in the top spot in national polls to as the people’s preference for president. Second is Batangas Governor and former film actress Vilma Santos . Third is Leni Robredo, widow of the late Local Government secretary Jesse Robredo. And fourth is presidential sister and television host Kris Aquino.

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The Jejomar Binay plan

Today, The Adobo Chronicles® learned through very reliable sources that Vice President Jejomar Binay has the exact same plan for choosing his VP runningmate except for one potential candidate.  Binay’s plan B consists of multi-awarded actress Nora Aunor lnstead of Vilma Santos.

Women’s groups are praising the candidates’ choices being that all are women.

However, it appears that after back and forth failed negotiations, both candidates are now left with no other option than to go with plan D.

The ball is now in the hands of Kris Aquino.

 

 

 

DONALD TRUMP TO HIS UNDOCUMENTED EMPLOYEE: “YOU’RE FIRED!”

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump laid out his immigration policy last weekend: build a border wall paid for by Mexico, deport all of the 11 Million undocumented immigrants now in the U.S., and amend the constitution to re-define birthright citizenship.

Today, Trump fired one of his employees, an undocumented immigrant from Mexico whom he employed at the Trump Soho building in New York. Trump knew this employee was undocumented, but he fired him not because he didn’t have work authorization but because this young man caused him some big-time embarrassment.

Ricardo Aca, from Pueblo, Mexico, works in the restaurant at the Trump Soho building. He works very hard while still living with his family in Brooklyn, and fully  asserts that he is NOT a murderer, drug dealer, or rapist. And as far as the Republican adage that “Mexicans are lazy,” Aca works three jobs, while his step father works two jobs. They work hard to try to get ahead and have a better life.

Aca has also gone to college and earned his associate’s degree in commercial photography, and is now using his skill to show everyone what immigrants are really like. He is proud to be Mexican, and he is proud of the work he has done.

Trump is very worried that he has just lost his credibility as an anti-immigrant candidate for president with Aca coming out as an undocumented Trump employee.

NO WORDS NECESSARY… (VIDEO)

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Sometimes, no words are necessary.  Just watch the video.  Video credit: Chaedria LaBouvier