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BREAKING: President Aquino Concedes Philippine Presidential Election To Mayor Duterte

imageILOILO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It was supposed to be a campaign rally to appeal to voters to elect administration candidate Mar Roxas.  Instead, President NoyNoy Aquino, in a fiery speech on May 3, conceded the presidential elections to frontrunner Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte.  The president had finally given up all hope for Roxas.

Despite his concession, Aquino said that he wouldn’t stand idly by if President Duterte becomes a dictator and throw away the freedom fought for by his martyred father. He said he was willing to lay down his life to stop the country from going back to the failed martial law experiment.

This is a first in world politics, where a non-candidate concedes an election on behalf of a candidate even before the actual vote happens.

“I’m just being realistic about it,” Aquino told The Adobo Chronicles.

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The Strategy Worked: Trump Ready To Quit Race And Endorse Clinton

image.jpegINDIANAPOLIS, Indiana (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – It was a strategic plan to ensure that Hillary Clinton becomes the next president of the United States, and Donald Trump was in on it.

It is widely known that the Trumps and the Clintons are really good friends, so when the Donald launched his candidacy for president, many were baffled. How could an avid fan and supporter of Clinton wage a challenge to a history-in-the-making Hillary presidency?

But now it can be told.

Trump is all but assured of the GOP nomination for president after his closest rival Ted Cruz announced he was suspending his campaign. Trump won the Indiana primary today.

Sources close to Trump say that the real estate mogul-turned-reality show celebrity, is now ready to quit the race.

It was the plan all along: to wage a fake challenge to Hillary. Once he is named the GOP nominee, then he was to quit the race and endorse Clinton.

Well, that time has come.

Ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the United States, Hillary Rodham Clinton!

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Carly Fiorina To Ted Cruz: You Idiot!

imageINDIANAPOLIS, Indiana (The Adobo  Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Many Republicans are not happy at today’s announcement by Senator Ted Cruz that he was suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination, but none as furious as Carly Fiorina.

It will be recalled that just last week, Cruz named Fiorina his vice presidential pick should he become the GOP presidential nominee.

“You idiot,” Fiorina said, referring to the senator, “you used me, and teased me.  I agreed to be your running mate because it was my ticket to becoming a heartbeat away from the presidency.  Now you’ve suddenly quit and threw me under the bus just like that!”

The Cruz camp hasn’t returned calls by The Adobo Chronicles.

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