Imee Marcos as Senate President? What a thrilling plot twist—straight out of a teleserye, but with more dynastic flair!

According to her, some senators approached her about it. Approached where, though? In a dream? A seance? Imagine: Bongbong as President, Imee as Senate President, and Martin Romualdez as Speaker. It’s like the Avengers, if the Avengers all shared the same last name and controlled three branches of government.

And who stands between them and total power? Sara Duterte, the lone wall between the Marcoses and a family reunion in Malacañang. But what if she resigns… or worse, suffers a tragic apple-choking incident during a merienda? Then Imee, her “BFF,” becomes VP. A Bongbong-Imee administration—like The Parent Trap, but with national consequences.

Philippine politics, truly where satire writes itself, and nepotism is just another family value. Stay tuned, this teleserye’s just getting started.